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Conficker C. Worm Infects Only 6% of North American Computers
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Posted 3/31/09

Baka-Master wrote:


SO1IDJAK3 wrote:


Baka-Master wrote:

Just don't torrent for a couple of days, don't go to porn sites =(

That's my advice


That second one is gonna be really hard for you isn't it, Baka-Master?


Yeah, can't deny that can I. =(

But I still can rent a few DVD's to fap on




Or perhaps purchase a hooker ;D
Who cares if it's illegal *looks around* o3o
LOL Okay no that wasn't a good option.
Good luck sir
Posted 3/31/09 , edited 3/31/09

WellHungStallion wrote:


ShroomInferno wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


ShroomInferno wrote:

Uh, does it have an effect if I go offline? :0

No, the virus can jump out of the internet connection cable thingy and float over to your PC.


My computer has to be already infected by the virus -- just because I'm online won't mean that I'm infected ...

What I meant to say..is that if conficker is already on my system will it still affect me even if I stay offline.

I'm guessing it won't.
I think it goes online using this network thingy.
Or.
Maybe it has an alarm clock.

I really don't know shit about this.
Try Allhailodin.
He's the faggot that gets a thrill from scripting.


dun dun dun (~'.')~ I still think it's just a bluff. What I find funny is that they have a suspicion that conficker has chinese origins.
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WellHungStallion wrote:

5.8 is a lot.


Simple answer, turn off your internet connection until this virus passes completely. then you have a 0.0% chance of getting infected
Posted 3/31/09 , edited 3/31/09

Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:

5.8 is a lot.


Simple answer, turn off your internet connection until this virus passes completely. then you have a 0.0% chance of getting infected

Searched your own username, eh?



As you can see, the scripting fag i told you about is now alerted.
Posted 3/31/09

ChickenPrincess wrote:


Baka-Master wrote:


SO1IDJAK3 wrote:


Baka-Master wrote:

Just don't torrent for a couple of days, don't go to porn sites =(

That's my advice


That second one is gonna be really hard for you isn't it, Baka-Master?


Yeah, can't deny that can I. =(

But I still can rent a few DVD's to fap on




Or perhaps purchase a hooker ;D
Who cares if it's illegal *looks around* o3o
LOL Okay no that wasn't a good option.
Good luck sir ;)


Don't worry about me, I even can fap on imagination.
Just worry about your computer =P
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Posted 3/31/09

zecks_marquise wrote:


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B-b-but I can't live without the internet


then buy a mac you quadraspaz


But I am not gay.
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Posted 3/31/09
Does it makes me feel safer? NO! You made me worry even more!

Well what to do for the next few days...
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haha brilliant, i think you seem to have confused design conscious with homo sexual an easy mistake to make for a pc-tard
Posted 3/31/09

Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:

5.8 is a lot.


Simple answer, turn off your internet connection until this virus passes completely. then you have a 0.0% chance of getting infected


You mean that even if the virus is already on my C it won't break out if I stay offline? Not even later on? D:

Pardon moi my n00by questions.
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Posted 3/31/09 , edited 3/31/09

ShroomInferno wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:

5.8 is a lot.


Simple answer, turn off your internet connection until this virus passes completely. then you have a 0.0% chance of getting infected


You mean that even if the virus is already on my C it won't break out if I stay offline? Not even later on? D:

Pardon moi my n00by questions.


Since this virus uses URL's to do its thing, and if its on your computer, but you turn off your internet, either by simply unplugging the LAN cable between the computer and router or switch or whatever you use, then no the virus will do nothing on april first, because without an internet connection it cannot use url's to talk to its host comp. but you should still get rid of it, even if you have to reinstall your OS and ram, i'd get it off my comp, however if your not infected and you unplug your internet cable the chances of you getting infected are 0.
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Posted 3/31/09

Baka-Master wrote:


ChickenPrincess wrote:


Baka-Master wrote:


SO1IDJAK3 wrote:


Baka-Master wrote:

Just don't torrent for a couple of days, don't go to porn sites =(

That's my advice


That second one is gonna be really hard for you isn't it, Baka-Master?


Yeah, can't deny that can I. =(

But I still can rent a few DVD's to fap on




Or perhaps purchase a hooker ;D
Who cares if it's illegal *looks around* o3o
LOL Okay no that wasn't a good option.
Good luck sir ;)


Don't worry about me, I even can fap on imagination.
Just worry about your computer =P


Imagination eh? How creative ;D
You should be a Hentai writer for a living then x)
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I don't even download torrents or watch porn so I'm safe.
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Posted 3/31/09

alucard454 wrote:

I don't even download torrents or watch porn so I'm safe.
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yeah...same here
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Posted 3/31/09
i don't torrent too.. or watch porn...
Posted 3/31/09
I hope this would help. Though I won't try any of these since I don't know how to.

http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/132464;_ylt=Ai45mmIoZkT_ng2Mf9kNYKwazJV4
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