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Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09
http://omegle.com/ is a site that puts you in a 1 - 1 chat with a complete stranger and then... you talk! And if you had enough you just disconnect and find a new stranger ^_^ It's great fun!

Most chats go like

You: Hi
Stranger: ASL?
You: I'm not a girl -_-
Stranger has disconnected....

But it's possible to get some good chats as well >_>

My last chat was..

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heey
You: Hey hey ^_^
Stranger: where u from?
You: Aint that a little early to ask?
Stranger: it's nice to know
You: Well I'm from Denmark, you?
Stranger: ah okey, I'm from sweden
You: Haha
Stranger: ? :O
You: Too bad for you :p
Stranger: haha wtf?
You: Come on...
Stranger: ehm what?
You: Surely you must have heard that before from a dane?!
Stranger: do you have something against sweden?
You: I mean, no offense or nothing!
You: But uhm.. Sweden is kinda like a national joke over here >_>
Stranger: haha and denmark is there :)
You: So, what brings you here?
Stranger: so... and i supossed you have never been in sweden :)
You: I have been there 3-4 times
Stranger: well, I have nothing to do
You: No... 5, or 6
Stranger: in sthlm?
You: Nah, in.. malmø
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: And... uhm
Stranger: okey, not the best
You: margerut?
You: margeryt?
You: maggeryt?
Stranger: wtf?
You: Some place I visited as a kid
You: twice
You: Called something that sounds like it's spelled that way :p
Stranger: I'm living in norther soo.. malmö and sthlm is.. lol XD
And so on....

Enjoy and post your chats! ^_^
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Posted 4/3/09

Okazu606 wrote:

You: Hi
Stranger: ASL?
You: I'm not a girl -_-
Stranger has disconnected....



Haha, i hate those type of fags. Lol, i think i'll give it a go.. >.>' MAYBE Ill pretend to be a girl! =D Actually, nah, too harsh.
Posted 4/3/09

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Okazu606 wrote:

You: Hi
Stranger: ASL?
You: I'm not a girl -_-
Stranger has disconnected....



Haha, i hate those type of fags. Lol, i think i'll give it a go.. >.>' MAYBE Ill pretend to be a girl! =D Actually, nah, too harsh.


You should give it a try, it's actually quite easy to get into good conversations!
Posted 4/3/09
I'll give it a shot.
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Posted 4/3/09
ahaha... too dangerous for me!!! i might slip.
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Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09
Stranger: hi
You: WHEEEEEEEE! HELLO! =O
Stranger: WHAT?
You: NOTHING! =(
Stranger: YOU ARE WAY TOO EXCITABLE FOR HOW LATE IT IS.
You: I'm sorry! Its early for me! =( *Dives out a window*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMAO =D
What the fudge.
Then i got serious, LOL. I shouldn't had led him on, ah well.. : P

Stranger: hello?
You: *Pokes pokes* hey!
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: M or F?
You: SECRET! =D
Stranger: are you up for fun?
Stranger: how will I know how to touch you if it's a secret?
You: Wha...what kind of fun? o_o
Stranger: the naughty kind
You: *Hides*
Stranger: don't hide
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19 =(
Stranger: not ba
Stranger: *bad
Stranger: you ever hear the song "nineteen"
Stranger: by T&S?
Stranger: Tegan and Sara?
You: Yes i have. =O
Stranger: sweet!!
Stranger: I'm impressed
Stranger: not that many people have heard of them
You: =)
Stranger: do you want me to touch you/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ....
You: What!? Through the monitor? O_O
Stranger: you imagine me
Stranger: with you
You: Eeek!
Stranger: first time?
Stranger: are you teasing me?
You: Nooooooooooooo! =(
You: Gome gome!
Stranger: what is gome?
You: Sorry in Japanese. =(
Stranger: ok
Stranger: want to have fun or not?
I ran away from here, obviously.
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Posted 4/3/09
FFFFFUUUU I met someone really cool but the wireless connection cut me off. SHIIII---
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Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: wanna fuck?
You have disconnected.

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lesson learned: never talk to strangers....
Posted 4/3/09
I've been chatting with the same person for 2 hours now
Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09
1st attempt

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: What time is it there?
Stranger: 13:50
Stranger: why?
You: Military time haha
You: nothing
Stranger: -.-'
You: where are you from them
You: then*
Stranger: germany
Stranger: and what about you?
You: Now it makes sense
You: Philippines
Stranger: but I'm NOT a nazi!
You: Yes
You: ^^
You: I'm not racist don't worry
Stranger: philippines...so you look good? ;)
You: I just asked the time for me to know whether you're from here too
You: I can't really tell
You: ahaha
You: but maybe I look fine
Stranger: are you male?
You: you?
Stranger: no, I'm a girl
You: Ah
You: yes I am
You: Why?
You: ^__^"
Stranger: just to know...
Stranger: how old?
You: how did you came to know about this site?
You: 16
Stranger: my friend told me
You: ah
Stranger: I'm 17
You: nice to meet you
You: ^^"
Stranger: bye
You: What's your name BTW?
You: ok
Stranger: kim
You: bbye
Stranger: and yours?
You: Sid
You: bbye

LOL she said bye already but she won't disconnect
So I did her a favor and left before her

Edit: Yes, I lied about my gender and name
Posted 4/3/09
This is kinda fun, but my connection here always implodes which is a bitch. Here's about half a convo before the connection imploded:

Stranger: Lets get married!
You: ok
You: where do you live?
Stranger: on WoW?
You: no wait
You: u come here
You: i cbf going there
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: I don't do that
You: fine
You: you lost something special
You: >.>
Stranger: Psssh break my heart then why don't you
Stranger: v.v
Stranger: XD
You: it's your fault!'
You: T_T
Stranger: How is it my fault!
Stranger: You're the one thats too lazy to commit!
You: ok
Stranger: >_<
You: we're both to blame
You: too lazy
Stranger: *except me*
You: oh yeah riiight
Stranger: ^_^]
Stranger: Yeah!
You: we can get internet married
You: its pretty much the same
Stranger: Don't want
Stranger: >_<
You: yeah
You: actually
You: when i think this through
You: we might
You: be rushing things
You: a bit
You: so who the hell are you?
Stranger: Then lets get a divorve!
Stranger: divorce even
Stranger: >.>
You: FFFFUUUUU all the papers
Stranger: I get half of your stuff! XD
You: what? why am i the guy?
You: i want the kids
You: i'm the better parent and you know it
Stranger: Pssh you can have them
Stranger: I want the cats
You: fine
You: i want our...
You: stamp...
You: collection...
Stranger: :O
Stranger: NOT MY STAMP COLLECTION
You: OUR
Stranger: >.>
You: NOW MINE
Stranger: I want the computer!
You: i want the lapto[
You: p
Stranger: Fine
Stranger: !
You: i want our hot neighbour
You: in fact
You: i've been cheating on you
Stranger: :O
Stranger: No
Stranger: !
You: with our hot neighbour
Stranger: We only just got married >_<
You: it's been... 3 minutes
You: i just...
Stranger: and then divorced >_<
You: wasn't satisfied
Stranger: AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
You: you're a great person but
Stranger: Well i've been chating on you too
You: i need a real passion in my realationships
Stranger: with our hot neighbour
Stranger: >.>
You: =O
You: >=O
You: wtf
Stranger: >=]
Stranger: Lol
You: that hot neighbour has been cheating on us both
You: kill them!!!
Stranger: Yes!!!
Stranger: Pitchforks are a must!
You: we have those right?
Stranger: ps. asl >.> i never asked and we go married in such a rush
Stranger: and yes we have them!
You: we need at least 4
You: one for each hand
You: shall we rape them first?
Stranger: Oh yes!
You: i mean, they are pretty hot
You: rape
Stranger: With the pitchforks!
You: YES
Stranger: >=]
You: we are on the same wavelength
You: i was about to say that
Stranger: Hahahha
You: we've only been married 5 mins and were finishing each others sentences
You: ^_^
Stranger: Can we set the pitchforks on fire?
Stranger: >.>
You: well
You: i dont see why not
Stranger: Yes!
You: that would be pretty epic
Stranger: Oh yes
Stranger: FTW in fact
You: can we have... bears helping us? there pretty brutal
Stranger: Black ones?
Stranger: Niggah bears
You: of course >.>
Stranger: >.>
You: what were you thinking
You: white ones?
You: i mean
You: FUCK
Stranger: White bears can't fight
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: just lik ethey can't dance
You: yeh except those nazi ones
You: and their just racist
Stranger: So no white nazi bears
You: nah
You: i mean
Stranger: Oh this shall be fun
You: they kill jew bears
You: thats just sick
Stranger: bu-u-t-t the jew bears are fluffy
Stranger: v.v
You: i know ! =O
You: lets kill some nazi bears while we're at it
Stranger: And nazi white bears have no fur >=[
You: how lame is that
Stranger: Pssh i know
You: fuck I hate nazi bears
Stranger: >=[ me too!
You: i'm srsly raging right now
Stranger: rly?
You: no
Stranger: v.v
You: nazi bears aren't real
You: like santa
Stranger: Pssh shows what you know
Stranger: =O oh no you didn't
Stranger: *clicks fingers*
You: i did
Stranger: No wonder why we got a divorce
You: bring it, i have flaming pitchforks
Stranger: So do i
You: i know
Stranger: and bears
You: but have u had training with them?
Stranger: Sif i need training
You: well i have so i'm better
Stranger: i am made of win
You: i shall win this battle
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: epic fail
You: oh no you didn't
Stranger: >_<
You: i may have to bring out even shittier internet talk if u continue
Stranger: Oh yes i did
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: n00b
Stranger: =P
You: um...
You: za warudo
You: cahjcfbdakscmkasxm
You: I WIN
Stranger: Psssh don't make me use 1337
Stranger: >.>
You: you just can't deny it
Stranger: deny what?
Stranger: that you fail?
Stranger: >=] oh yeah i went there
You: that i win, ACTUALLY
Stranger: Negative
You: you fail more than a cross between mainstream rap and asian boybands
You: oh wait
Stranger: Oh ouch
You: thats pretty much imposible
You: that was harsh
You: i'm sorry
Stranger: You should be
Stranger: That reall hurt
You: but, i'm still going to kill you.
Stranger: Oh?
Stranger: Why?
You: idk
You: what happened again?
Stranger: No idea
Stranger: >.>
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Posted 4/3/09
LOL WTF?
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Posted 4/3/09

Omnigears wrote:

LOL WTF?


hmm....you are mean
Posted 4/3/09
that sounds dangerous =T
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