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hamstie 7895 cr points Send Message: 22 / F / ~_ Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 mystic17 wrote: hamstie wrote: but... it's quite scary talking to someone you dont know... ...thats kinda the same here though =T here in cr???? ohh...but at least you have a clue about that ''someone'' here in cr...[---> through their profiles]
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09 hamstie wrote: here in cr???? ohh...but at least you have a clue about that ''someone'' here in cr...[---> through their profiles] but we're all sorta strangers we dont know each other
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hamstie 7895 cr points Send Message: 22 / F / ~_ Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 mystic17 wrote: hamstie wrote: here in cr???? ohh...but at least you have a clue about that ''someone'' here in cr...[---> through their profiles] but we're all sorta strangers we dont know each other haha...
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 this game is funny though ^__^
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smil3es 70098 cr points Send Message: M / Wa Wa Land Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09 I met someone cool but then got disconnected. Damn.
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CptJackSwallows 27546 cr points Send Message: 27 / M / London Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HELLO! Stranger: is your nan dead You: yes she is You: :( Stranger: is her pussy still warm Stranger: and moist You: Dunno, you would have to dig her up to find out. You: she might be a bit decomposed Stranger: your a freak mate You: O rly? You: Does that turn you on? Stranger: eys Stranger: yes You: a/s/l? Stranger: 18 f london Stranger: u? You: 18 m london haha Stranger: oiii You: Kinda weird haha Stranger: you have no reason to laugh your nan is dead You: she died when I was 1 Stranger: what a selfish bitch You: everybody dies anyway. Why are you so interested? Stranger: i like to fuck dead things You: How does a girl fuck dead things? Stranger: use there limbs and stuff You: What do you do with their limbs and stuff? Stranger: i put them in my dripping wet pussy Stranger: i fuck you, if you were dead You: I could pretend or is that not good enough? Stranger: i want your bones inide me Stranger: inside* You: Will you can get one type of bone inside you ;) You: then kill me during the act You: while my blood flows over our love making Stranger: ill kill you then fuck you, you freak You: Sorry that does not sound like any fun for me. Stranger: well ill set you head before You: Do you work at a morgue or something? Stranger: yes, yes i do. You: When did you realize you had this attraction? Stranger: get em while there still warm Stranger: when my dog died You: Are they not like bloody and stuff? Stranger: it adds to the pleasure You: What did you do to your dog ^^? Stranger: i licked it pussy then fucked its face Stranger: what did you do? You: How do you get pleasure from fucking a corpes face You: I am not into necrophilia but I ike blood Stranger: the bristles excited the tender skin of my pussy Stranger: you emo You: Why is that emo? Stranger: your a wierdo Stranger: i mean who likes blood thats kinda strange You: Yeah, you are really normal compared to me. Stranger: well thanksyou You: How many corspes have you screwed? Stranger: only about three its hard to get a warm one lately You: I also like consesual sex in the missionary position Stranger: fuck me now Your conversational partner has disconnected HAHAHAHAHAA that was glorious
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Ghost AHTL 91497 cr points Send Message: 28 / Norway Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey You: Are you going to leave me? :( Stranger: no Stranger: of course not Stranger: I'll stay with you forever You: Yay You: The last person I spoke to vanished so quickly You: Made me so lonely Stranger: Vanished? You: Yes Stranger: were they a magician? You: No ._. You: He just faded away You: and now I can't see him any more Stranger: did they have one of those magic boxes with a trap door Stranger: faded away? You: Yes faded away You: I was talking to him Stranger: Is a ghost, or some for of etheral spirit You: and then he just stopp talking and he vanished Stranger: maybe it was god Stranger: and he had other stuff to do Stranger: I'm sure he is busy Stranger: cant blame him really You: Why? ._. Stranger: cause he is god, and he has to control the universe Stranger: it doesn't run itself You: But can't he just clone himself? Stranger: that is true Stranger: but then which one is really god Stranger: surely it'd be a better use of resources to put the cloned God talking to you on omegle You: Yeah .__. You: He should spend more time socialising You: I can't recognize him any more :( Stranger: I've always thought he should get out more Stranger: you never seem him down the pub You: No, true You: Yet his son's blood is filled with alchol.. You: Wait a second You: Where's jesus? O_O Stranger: I'm not sure its filled with alcohol You: But Jesus blood is wine Stranger: its more he generally has an alcohol problem Stranger: water into wine You: Oh Stranger: blood into win Stranger: wine* You: but the human body got plenty of water Stranger: milk into beer You: so what's to stop him from making that water into wine? Stranger: not sure if that last one is in the bible Stranger: well if you turn the water in someones body directly into alcohol they'll instantly become drunk You: Dead drunk :\| Stranger: and you deprive them of the fun of drinking You: Yeah.. Stranger: I drink beer cause it tastes so so delicious You: Wonder if Jesus ever tried to make an entire ocean into wine Stranger: and as the bible said, Jesus loved nothing more than a few quiet pints of Guinness after a hard day preaching to the pagans Stranger: anyhoo speaking of alcohol I'd better finish work as I quite fancy a pint Stranger: nice speaking to you Stranger: byeeeee You: you too Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! you: hi hi ^_^ stranger: will you marry me????? you: T_T you have disconnected.
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Tenoko 3920 cr points Send Message: 31 / F / Planet E-Arth Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09 Ah, and bored now. All the guys want to know if you're a girl and then immediately after what size your boobs are. Guys want to say they aren't like that but there are plently of guys proving them wrong EDIT: Why can't I get into any of these funny convos? Srsly!
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 Tenoko wrote: Ah, and bored now. All the guys want to know if you're a girl and then immediately after what size your boobs are. Guys want to say they aren't like that but there are plently of guys proving them wrong yea i know i had alot of people ask me if i was brazillian
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 I like it... im not gonna post convos here, but i had one about chocolate.... talking random...
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: sponge face! You: huh wtf? Stranger: thundercunt Stranger: i like jam You: sponge bob square pants You: i hate jam Stranger: whhhhHHHHHHAAAATTTTT! You: lol Stranger: you horrible, horrible person You: no Stranger: what about lemon curd You: thats yuck Stranger: no way, its lush You: i like custurd cream with chocolate cake Stranger: whats custard cream? Stranger: is that american? You: don't know You: are u a boy Stranger: yes are you? Stranger: guess how old i am from the comments above! You: 40 year old trying to act 14 You: i bet your a pedofile init lol Stranger: hahahahahaha im grooming You: grooming...whats that? Stranger: you get a massive rake and scoop kids with it You: lol you are a pedo You: guess how old i am den Stranger: coz you used the word den i guess you are 14 You: nope me is 17 Stranger: oh then im sorry for insulting your texty things Stranger: im actually 23, are you american then? You: nope british...i hate Goerge Bush Stranger: so you like pedos? Stranger: bird or bloke You: none i love being single Stranger: hahahaha, random, im away catch ya later ... Lol That Was Weird.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 smil3es wrote: I met someone cool but then got disconnected. Damn. Same! You wouldn't happen to be from Canada and applying for a job, eh? :p
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smil3es 70098 cr points Send Message: M / Wa Wa Land Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 Okazu606 wrote: smil3es wrote: I met someone cool but then got disconnected. Damn. Same! You wouldn't happen to be from Canada and applying for a job, eh? :p Lmao!! No.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/3/09 smil3es wrote: Okazu606 wrote: smil3es wrote: I met someone cool but then got disconnected. Damn. Same! You wouldn't happen to be from Canada and applying for a job, eh? :p Lmao!! No. Figures :p
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