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Posted 4/3/09

mystic17 wrote:


hamstie wrote:

but...
it's quite scary talking to someone you dont know...


...thats kinda the same here though =T


here in cr????
ohh...but at least you have a clue about that ''someone'' here in cr...[---> through their profiles]
Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09

hamstie wrote:


here in cr????
ohh...but at least you have a clue about that ''someone'' here in cr...[---> through their profiles]



but we're all sorta strangers we dont know each other
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Posted 4/3/09

mystic17 wrote:


hamstie wrote:


here in cr????
ohh...but at least you have a clue about that ''someone'' here in cr...[---> through their profiles]



but we're all sorta strangers we dont know each other


haha...
Posted 4/3/09
this game is funny though ^__^
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Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09
I met someone cool but then got disconnected. Damn.
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Posted 4/3/09
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO!
Stranger: is your nan dead
You: yes she is
You: :(
Stranger: is her pussy still warm
Stranger: and moist
You: Dunno, you would have to dig her up to find out.
You: she might be a bit decomposed
Stranger: your a freak mate
You: O rly?
You: Does that turn you on?
Stranger: eys
Stranger: yes
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 18 f london
Stranger: u?
You: 18 m london haha
Stranger: oiii
You: Kinda weird haha
Stranger: you have no reason to laugh your nan is dead
You: she died when I was 1
Stranger: what a selfish bitch
You: everybody dies anyway. Why are you so interested?
Stranger: i like to fuck dead things
You: How does a girl fuck dead things?
Stranger: use there limbs and stuff
You: What do you do with their limbs and stuff?
Stranger: i put them in my dripping wet pussy
Stranger: i fuck you, if you were dead
You: I could pretend or is that not good enough?
Stranger: i want your bones inide me
Stranger: inside*
You: Will you can get one type of bone inside you ;)
You: then kill me during the act
You: while my blood flows over our love making
Stranger: ill kill you then fuck you, you freak
You: Sorry that does not sound like any fun for me.
Stranger: well ill set you head before
You: Do you work at a morgue or something?
Stranger: yes, yes i do.
You: When did you realize you had this attraction?
Stranger: get em while there still warm
Stranger: when my dog died
You: Are they not like bloody and stuff?
Stranger: it adds to the pleasure
You: What did you do to your dog ^^?
Stranger: i licked it pussy then fucked its face
Stranger: what did you do?
You: How do you get pleasure from fucking a corpes face
You: I am not into necrophilia but I ike blood
Stranger: the bristles excited the tender skin of my pussy
Stranger: you emo
You: Why is that emo?
Stranger: your a wierdo
Stranger: i mean who likes blood thats kinda strange
You: Yeah, you are really normal compared to me.
Stranger: well thanksyou
You: How many corspes have you screwed?
Stranger: only about three its hard to get a warm one lately
You: I also like consesual sex in the missionary position
Stranger: fuck me now
Your conversational partner has disconnected

HAHAHAHAHAA that was glorious
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Posted 4/3/09

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: Are you going to leave me? :(
Stranger: no
Stranger: of course not
Stranger: I'll stay with you forever
You: Yay
You: The last person I spoke to vanished so quickly
You: Made me so lonely
Stranger: Vanished?
You: Yes
Stranger: were they a magician?
You: No ._.
You: He just faded away
You: and now I can't see him any more
Stranger: did they have one of those magic boxes with a trap door
Stranger: faded away?
You: Yes faded away
You: I was talking to him
Stranger: Is a ghost, or some for of etheral spirit
You: and then he just stopp talking and he vanished
Stranger: maybe it was god
Stranger: and he had other stuff to do
Stranger: I'm sure he is busy
Stranger: cant blame him really
You: Why? ._.
Stranger: cause he is god, and he has to control the universe
Stranger: it doesn't run itself
You: But can't he just clone himself?
Stranger: that is true
Stranger: but then which one is really god
Stranger: surely it'd be a better use of resources to put the cloned God talking to you on omegle
You: Yeah .__.
You: He should spend more time socialising
You: I can't recognize him any more :(
Stranger: I've always thought he should get out more
Stranger: you never seem him down the pub
You: No, true
You: Yet his son's blood is filled with alchol..
You: Wait a second
You: Where's jesus? O_O
Stranger: I'm not sure its filled with alcohol
You: But Jesus blood is wine
Stranger: its more he generally has an alcohol problem
Stranger: water into wine
You: Oh
Stranger: blood into win
Stranger: wine*
You: but the human body got plenty of water
Stranger: milk into beer
You: so what's to stop him from making that water into wine?
Stranger: not sure if that last one is in the bible
Stranger: well if you turn the water in someones body directly into alcohol they'll instantly become drunk
You: Dead drunk :|
Stranger: and you deprive them of the fun of drinking
You: Yeah..
Stranger: I drink beer cause it tastes so so delicious
You: Wonder if Jesus ever tried to make an entire ocean into wine
Stranger: and as the bible said, Jesus loved nothing more than a few quiet pints of Guinness after a hard day preaching to the pagans
Stranger: anyhoo speaking of alcohol I'd better finish work as I quite fancy a pint
Stranger: nice speaking to you
Stranger: byeeeee
You: you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Posted 4/3/09
You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
you: hi hi ^_^
stranger: will you marry me?????
you: T_T
you have disconnected.

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Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09
Ah, and bored now. All the guys want to know if you're a girl and then immediately after what size your boobs are. Guys want to say they aren't like that but there are plently of guys proving them wrong

EDIT: Why can't I get into any of these funny convos? Srsly!
Posted 4/3/09

Tenoko wrote:

Ah, and bored now. All the guys want to know if you're a girl and then immediately after what size your boobs are. Guys want to say they aren't like that but there are plently of guys proving them wrong


yea i know i had alot of people ask me if i was brazillian
Posted 4/3/09
I like it... im not gonna post convos here, but i had one about chocolate.... talking random...
Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: sponge face!
You: huh wtf?
Stranger: thundercunt
Stranger: i like jam
You: sponge bob square pants
You: i hate jam
Stranger: whhhhHHHHHHAAAATTTTT!
You: lol
Stranger: you horrible, horrible person
You: no
Stranger: what about lemon curd
You: thats yuck
Stranger: no way, its lush
You: i like custurd cream with chocolate cake
Stranger: whats custard cream?
Stranger: is that american?
You: don't know
You: are u a boy
Stranger: yes are you?
Stranger: guess how old i am from the comments above!
You: 40 year old trying to act 14
You: i bet your a pedofile init lol
Stranger: hahahahahaha im grooming
You: grooming...whats that?
Stranger: you get a massive rake and scoop kids with it
You: lol you are a pedo
You: guess how old i am den
Stranger: coz you used the word den i guess you are 14
You: nope me is 17
Stranger: oh then im sorry for insulting your texty things
Stranger: im actually 23, are you american then?
You: nope british...i hate Goerge Bush
Stranger: so you like pedos?
Stranger: bird or bloke
You: none i love being single
Stranger: hahahaha, random, im away catch ya later
...

Lol That Was Weird.
Posted 4/3/09

smil3es wrote:

I met someone cool but then got disconnected. Damn.


Same! You wouldn't happen to be from Canada and applying for a job, eh? :p
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Posted 4/3/09

Okazu606 wrote:


smil3es wrote:

I met someone cool but then got disconnected. Damn.


Same! You wouldn't happen to be from Canada and applying for a job, eh? :p


Lmao!! No.
Posted 4/3/09

smil3es wrote:


Okazu606 wrote:


smil3es wrote:

I met someone cool but then got disconnected. Damn.


Same! You wouldn't happen to be from Canada and applying for a job, eh? :p


Lmao!! No.


Figures :p
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