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Omegle
Posted 4/3/09
that was funny so i thought of giving it a try,and this is what i got


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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: woman or man?
You: both
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kindda sad i say
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Stranger: yark !
You: hi
Stranger: yark!
You: why?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: i had to say it
You: do u feel better
Stranger: not really
You: So sorry
Stranger: but maybe if i siad it once more?
Stranger: would you mind
Stranger: ?
You: GO ahead
Stranger: YARK!
Stranger: ...still nothing ;(
You: With enthusiasm, nice
Stranger: i guess i need to poop
You: so sorry
Stranger: and then eat it
Stranger: would you mind?
You: so long as I don't have to be there
Stranger: but that'd help me
Stranger: if you could
Stranger: participate
Stranger: ?
You: Co-dependency is bad.
You: Ask ur mom instead
Stranger: :P
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Kinda funny, actually
Posted 4/3/09

stranger: boy or girl?
you: girl?
stranger: ......
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what a meanie T_T
Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hii
You: so what's up Xd
Stranger: are you a guy or girl?
You: Horny bastard -_-
Stranger: uh
Stranger: no
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.____.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hii
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how r u?
You: I'm fine how about you??
Stranger: yeah fine thank u
Stranger: ur from?
You: The netherlands and you?
Stranger: so can i ask ur age?
Stranger: i'm 22m
Stranger: howz ur day?
You: I'm 13F My day ish fine how about yours??
Stranger: yeah boaring till now..
You: indeed.
Stranger: guess ur too young to be here.. wt do u think?
Stranger: hmm
You: Hmm, really??
Stranger: ur in ur school rite?
You: i actually enjoy to talk with strangers
Stranger: im in my final year of under grad
Stranger: yeah me too .. actually i am first time in this site and ur my second stranger..
Stranger: how did u find this site actually?
You: Really??
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i'm from india
You: Because my brother gave it to me
You: Cool
Stranger: actualy one of my girl friend has kept this site as a satatus message in google talk .. so i clicked on it and now i'm here
Stranger: oh great.. so howz ur bro?
Stranger: can i ask ur name ? :D
You: Mine name is . Anouk, Kinda weird name though
You: and your??
Stranger: .. u can call me HP
Stranger: thats my nick..
You: Lol, HP as a computer name? =o
Stranger: thats put up by my seniors during my ragging session..
Stranger: yeah ..
You: oké
Stranger: actually dont wanna tell u taht meaning.. its a bit vulgar.. so
Stranger: how can i call u?
You: just call me Oke
You: sorry I meant anouk XD
Stranger: yaeh cool..
Stranger: Oke will be simply i guess .. so i wil use that..
Stranger: so what r u studying now?
You: I don't study =O
You: I'm still in grade school
Stranger: hmm great,..
Stranger: ur bro>?
You: anyway , How's your daily life there in india ??
Stranger: what are ur future plans?
You: To be a great wife
Stranger: hmm yeah lifes very busy.. i live in hostel..
You: Hostel??
Stranger: i just got a new job.. have to join that from june
You: ok.
Stranger: so
Stranger: by hostel i mean .. i live in univ..
Stranger: hostel means . u got that rite?
Stranger: u live with ur parents?
You: Awesome, you must be a smart guy huh.
You: Yeah.
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Damn Acting like a girl isn't my strongest point.
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Posted 4/3/09

Stranger: do you like ashley tisdale?
You: Not really
Stranger: ok
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Alright then.
Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09
Stranger: Hello there, i am a member of an Organisation, our main purpose is to infiltrate the main sections of industry in our quest to bring down our nemesis. May we count you in?
You: eh..sigh
You: why not
Stranger: Excellente! Would you like to hear more about our plans?
You: my computers not gona blow up or anything right
Stranger: I hope not
Stranger: We need people like you to spread the word of our brotherhood
You: vampires eh?
Stranger: Not at all, although the Vatican hate us just the same and want to see our brotherhood deminised from the face of humanity
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: i am naked
You: =_=
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why did u guys make me do this =_=
Posted 4/3/09

-Turbo- wrote:

Stranger: Hello there, i am a member of an Organisation, our main purpose is to infiltrate the main sections of industry in our quest to bring down our nemesis. May we count you in?
You: eh..sigh
You: why not
Stranger: Excellente! Would you like to hear more about our plans?
You: my computers not gona blow up or anything right
Stranger: I hope not
Stranger: We need people like you to spread the word of our brotherhood
You: vampires eh?
Stranger: Not at all, although the Vatican hate us just the same and want to see our brotherhood deminised from the face of humanity
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: i am naked
You: =_=
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why did u guys make me do this =_=


Lol, it's actually fun.

read this XD

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hii
Stranger: hey
You: How're you?
Stranger: pretty good.What 'bout u?
You: Same, just tired from being a protistute though =\
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: LMFO
Stranger: a gay protistute?
You: What's so funny about it ?? -_-
You: Yeah I give anal and blows
You: My blowjobs can blow everyone into heaven >:D
Stranger: Nice,i do anal as well
Stranger: I love to suck big dicks
You: Yeah, the moment when they're cumming is so hot
Stranger: fucking hot
You: the semen is so tasty aswell
Stranger: LOL ;D
Stranger: where r u from?
You: The Internet
You: and you?
Stranger: a Red light
You: Hmm, isn't that the place called the gay bar??
Stranger: yeahh
You: I knew it, lets be partners in this business ;D
Stranger: i'm from a famous redlight,if u want to have a hot night...just call me
You: uhh uuhh, Same goes for you my anal friend. ^^
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Posted 4/3/09
my connection imploded???
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Posted 4/3/09

You: Hello
You: What's up?
Stranger: you meet some weird peopl ehere
You: this is ture
You: true*
You: where'd you hear about this place from?
Stranger: the internet
Stranger: see
You: obviously, where on the internet
Stranger: i was browsing this forum
You: What forum?
Stranger: and then i heard this weird tapping coming from my computer so i leaned down to listen in and it told me
Stranger: THE SUN WILL MELT INTO A THOUSAND EGSS AND THE FIRES WILL CONUSME THE FLESH
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi random stranger
Stranger: how are you?
You: As well as can be expected
You: You?
Stranger: fine thanks
You: Glad to hear it
You: Whatcha up to?
Stranger: i dunno
You: If you don't know who should I ask
Stranger: well, you could try your mother
You: I already asked, she doesn't know either
Stranger: that's too bad
You: Isn't it?
You: What brings you here?
Stranger: niggers
Stranger: i'm hunting them
You: Such an ugly word
Stranger: got a wall full of heads
You: You must be proud
Stranger: very
You: note sarcasm
Stranger: oh
You: Where ya from?
Stranger: Finland
Stranger: you?
You: USA
You: Finnish huh? So sorry
Stranger: what?
You: Makes me think of Tuna
Stranger: why? :D
You: Finland, Finnish, Aquatic Playground for the Webbed and Gilled!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: that was a good one
You: Glad you think so
You: Tell me Fishy friend, what are you up to?
Stranger: watching porn atm
Stranger: mostly
You: Ah your IQ level continues to decrease while you impregnate your keyboard
Stranger: i know
You: you must be so proud
Stranger: i'm retard, yes
You: Is it Fish porn, Mr. Finland?
Stranger: oh yes! Tuna
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You: Hello!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: do you play duplo?
You: Don't even know what it is
Stranger: ohw
You: So sorry
Stranger: its building with block
Stranger: s
Stranger: Its awesome
Stranger: !
You: Like leggos?
Stranger: yea
You: And you are how old?
Stranger: 12 and a half
You: Honestly.
Stranger: 15
Stranger: xD
You: Having fun?
Stranger: yea
You: like messing with pppl on here?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: xD
Posted 4/3/09
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You: hiii
Stranger: heyyyyyyy
You: <3 u
You: ^__^
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LOL
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Posted 4/3/09

-Turbo- wrote:

Stranger: Hello there, i am a member of an Organisation, our main purpose is to infiltrate the main sections of industry in our quest to bring down our nemesis. May we count you in?
You: eh..sigh
You: why not
Stranger: Excellente! Would you like to hear more about our plans?
You: my computers not gona blow up or anything right
Stranger: I hope not
Stranger: We need people like you to spread the word of our brotherhood
You: vampires eh?
Stranger: Not at all, although the Vatican hate us just the same and want to see our brotherhood deminised from the face of humanity
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: i am naked
You: =_=
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why did u guys make me do this =_=


lol It can actually be a lot of fun.
Posted 4/3/09

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hii
Stranger: hey
You: How're you?
Stranger: pretty good.What 'bout u?
You: Same, just tired from being a protistute though =\
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: LMFO
Stranger: a gay protistute?
You: What's so funny about it ?? -_-
You: Yeah I give anal and blows
You: My blowjobs can blow everyone into heaven >:D
Stranger: Nice,i do anal as well
Stranger: I love to suck big dicks
You: Yeah, the moment when they're cumming is so hot
Stranger: fucking hot
You: the semen is so tasty aswell
Stranger: LOL ;D
Stranger: where r u from?
You: The Internet
You: and you?
Stranger: a Red light
You: Hmm, isn't that the place called the gay bar??
Stranger: yeahh
You: I knew it, lets be partners in this business ;D
Stranger: i'm from a famous redlight,if u want to have a hot night...just call me
You: uhh uuhh, Same goes for you my anal friend. ^^
Stranger: LMFO
Stranger: how old r u?
You: How long the internet exist , that's my true age.
You: and you??
Stranger: i don't know how long my redlight exist
Stranger: so,I dont know my age
You: Ohh, is that the reason why you don't attract that many customers??
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: all the guys want to fuck
Stranger: with me
You: Hmm, can you call those old geezers ''guys'' ??
You: ;D
Stranger: I bet you are virgin
Stranger: an old and fat virgin LOL
You: No, my friend I actually fucked that much guys in the ass ;D
You: I even lost the count
You: I bet you're jelous >;D
Stranger: You're from Brazil :O
You: o.O
Stranger: FN
You: Me as a Internet user, haves proxy ya know ??
Stranger: Oh sorry,I'm thinking you're a gay that I know from Brazil
Stranger: Brazil is a monkey country
You: I <3 monkeys
Stranger: I <3 White Dicks
You: They're easy to rape and to try new stuff on
You: </3 white dicks
Stranger: LOL
You: They're always so small, ugly and the semen ish soo disgusting
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: they're delicious
You: Heck no, I've tried a gangbang with white dicks, and you don't want to know how horrible it was
Stranger: you're ass must be a black hole so
You: ofcourse it's black o.O, the customers adore that there's still some shit sticking in the butt hole
You: You need to train moar my friend.
Stranger: i like that customers piss in my face
You: meh Semen ? piss
You: * semen > piss
Stranger: :S
You: Don't be upset , you're still green.
You: take some advice from me and you'll be a master ;D
Stranger: okay,
You: First, always massage his prostate balls with your fingers
Stranger: and then?
You: then, when his dick is getting ''hard'' , kiss on the dick
You: after that, lick on it
You: and play with his balls
You: and then when he's relaxing, take your chance to let him come ;D
You: cum*
Stranger: just it?
You: Don't worry, after that he'll become senseless.
You: but you' need skills to have a nice timing ;D
Stranger: i'm cumming right now




Did I just made him cum??

Posted 4/3/09
Stranger: Hi...
You: hi
Stranger:
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yeah im not doing this anymore =__=
Posted 4/3/09 , edited 4/3/09

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi dude
You: Hii dude
You: how're you?
Stranger: fine and u? where r u from?
You: I'm from the space, a planet called the Internet how about you?/
Stranger: interesting let me c, u work with IT
Stranger: I'm from Korea
You: cool, the south or the north =P
Stranger: south ... on north they die if use internet ..
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I do blows and anal,

Blow for 20 Bucks

Anal for 35 Bucks

And now choose

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Posted 4/3/09
You: hello hello
Stranger: hello big brother
You: nthat' doesn[t make sense
You: my brother's next to me
Stranger: what?
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