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BEEPING SECUTIRY GUARD!
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Posted 4/4/09 , edited 4/4/09
this happened to me yesterday, april 3rd 2009...

i was sick and had a runny nose so after my first period at school, around 9am, i went directly to the washroom next door to blow my nose and take a piss. while inside, the security guard came screaming and yelling "WHO THE FUCK IS SMOKING?!" while hes doing that, i have already finished taking a piss, and is blowing my nose. then i opened the door of the stall. there he was right in front of me with his ugly face (white bald fat redhair with red beard) screaming at me something like "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING!" there i tell him im not somking. he scream at me "DONT FUCKING LIE TO ME I SAW YOU THREW SOMETHING OVER THERE" and took me to the next stall and found a lit cigarette. He then ask me again "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING". I told him im not and ask him to search my body and my bookbag. he said there is no need because he saw me threw that cigarette over there and im the only one in the washroom. i said im not... so he said he bet he would find a lighter on me. i told him wanna bet search me. then he told me go follow him.

there we went outside, theres a fat old short lady teacher outside and he told her, "Ive caught the smoker". I said im not smoking... yet, it seems to me like theyre both so sure that im smoking. so he told her that he saw me threw the cigar. i said im just opening the door (i open those toilet door by grabing the top....). there he told me to dont fucking lie to him again and that old fat lady is kinda like (i canst remember what she said) acting all disgusted.

ok, so there he took me downstairs with all the students still in the hallway getting to the second period. he told him to fold my hands and go in front of him (what am i?! a prisoner?!) and he ask why the fuck do you lie, if you confess i can help you(wait, so youre telling me you help smokers when they confess?!). i kept telling him im not smoking and he just kept screaming "DONT FUCKING LIE TO ME" so loud that everyone hear it. well, i sure dont mind being infamous, but heck, not for smoking!

so there he took me down to the security office and hand me over to some other guy. he said "i caught a smoker". i yelled "im not smoking, why dont you check my bookbag or my body?" he, responded with, like usual, "i saw you threw the cigarette, there is no need to check." i yelled that "im only opening the door". there he ignored and left. and the other guy told me to sit down.

so i sit down, and he had 2 students to talk with, so i waited 15 mins or so until he finished. and when he talk to me, he asked, "why are you smoking" i said "im not smoking why dont you do a dna test?". he said "there is no need" (cheap bastard!) so then he told me to show him my hands, which i did. he sniffed them, and said "i believe in you, this time" (this time?! what?!). then he wrote me a pass. so here im kinda pissed and trying to go logic on him. i said "sir, if i am smoking, i just left the first period, which my teacher can be proof, and the cigarette is 2/3 finished..." there he cut me off with saying "the issue is over", so i asked, "so im a scape goat?!" he ignored me so i left to my class after he gave me the pass. wasted 25mins of my life and made me infamous for smoking.

what i was trying to say when i was going logic on him is that i just left the class, it is impossible for me to finished 2/3 of a cigar in less than 1 min. and there was people inside when i went in. not to mention that why the heck would i be stupid enough to not flush the cigar ,when they dude came in screaming and yelling for who the fuck is smoking, if i were to be smoking, but instead threw it to the other stall?!


ok, so im kinda pissed today. and during lunch, those guys i sit with told me that i should go file a complaint. which i did and i hope that would do something about the fckin security guard!


heres my story, just sharing... well, you can share yours too... and comment on it if u want.... i dont know if this is a personal or not... but hopefully not...
Posted 4/4/09
security men at my school are 7 foot ex bikers

i dont mess with them.
Posted 4/4/09
God has forsaken us, humanity is doomed.

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Posted 4/4/09
Security Guards in toilets?
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Posted 4/4/09
Oh gawd
That sucks
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Posted 4/4/09
he is allowed to swear in your school? but you can;t smoke.
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Posted 4/4/09

mcvf wrote:

security men at my school are 7 foot ex bikers

i dont mess with them.


the other male security guard are pretty nice, only that bastard scream and yell loud like fuck and doesnt do his job (he hangs around with the feces) and acts all arrogant...

heck,he is a useless bastard himself... fckin waste of resources to keep alive. curse him! DIE!
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CptJackSwallows wrote:

he is allowed to swear in your school? but you can;t smoke.


he always swear, only him i believe... i remember during the beginnin of the year i was hanging around outside the lunchroom after finding that library was closed and he scream at me where the fuck are you suppose to be. i said there (pointing to the lunchroom). he screamed get your fucking ass in (while the other students he hangs around with are outside... heck... very nice...)
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Posted 4/4/09

Nyarth wrote:

Security Guards in toilets?


no, i believe the old lady is the one who told him to go in and check....
Posted 4/4/09
Long story, took me a while to read it all. Yeah, the security guards at my school are pretty retarded too.
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Posted 4/4/09 , edited 4/4/09
Heh, someone framed your ass... Wait... You use a stall to piss? What, do you sit down?

I threw fireworks into classrooms in middle school and security chased me around on their stupid golf carts.
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Posted 4/4/09
poor u! some ppl r sooo dumb!
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DRO1 wrote:

Heh, someone framed your ass... Wait... You use a stall to piss? What, do you sit down?

I threw fireworks into classrooms in middle school and security chased me around on their stupid golf carts.


i use the stall to piss since theres toilet paper inside.... u know... why use the stand to piss when i have to go in the stall to use the toilet paper to blow my nose anyways?
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Posted 4/4/09 , edited 4/4/09
^ I guess, just making sure you weren't cleaning you lady parts comfortably or taking a shit, be true to your writing! File a complaint? You should set that school on fire with tons of gas and a cigarette.
Posted 4/4/09

o0James0o wrote:


Nyarth wrote:

Security Guards in toilets?


i go to an all girl school and i saw a security man in the washroom (obviously girl washroom)

i screamed and ran for my life.

I am now mentally scarred for life.
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