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How Do You Tell Your Roommate to STFU?!
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Posted 4/4/09
I have been having problems lately with my roommate. I love her to death but she is annoying the shit out of me. She got sick and blew it out of proportion and she keeps complaining like she's the only one going through things.

Give me your views on how to handle annoying roommates when they are such frail creatures.
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Duct tape can solve all problems
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24 / M / O.C. So.Cal
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Posted 4/4/09

kingdom93 wrote:

Duct tape can solve all problems


super glue is a better option

or if you want to inflict pain while doing it, hot glue gun
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28 / F / Happy Valley
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That seems like it can do wonders. I do not wish to be arrested for assault though -.-
Posted 4/4/09
Just tell her to make you some sandwiches



Or easies way, rape her with a dildo, until she'll Stfu

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Posted 4/4/09

Baka-Master wrote:

Just tell her to make you some sandwiches



Or easies way, rape her with a dildo, until she'll Stfu



um i try to stay away from the lesbian sexual assaults
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Posted 4/4/09
uhm, talk to them? or pretend to get sick and get back. oooh, revenge.
Posted 4/4/09

Ariisa wrote:


Baka-Master wrote:

Just tell her to make you some sandwiches



Or easies way, rape her with a dildo, until she'll Stfu



um i try to stay away from the lesbian sexual assaults


Try??

it's useless, trust me, your desire to touch a female body is over the 9000.

besides you shouldn't lie to your body

And, we don't call it ''assaults'', we call this conveying something in a special way.

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Posted 4/4/09
You shouldve done a April Fools prank on her ;D
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Posted 4/4/09

Baka-Master wrote:


Ariisa wrote:


Baka-Master wrote:

Just tell her to make you some sandwiches



Or easies way, rape her with a dildo, until she'll Stfu



um i try to stay away from the lesbian sexual assaults


Try??

it's useless, trust me, your desire to touch a female body is over the 9000.

besides you shouldn't lie to your body

And, we don't call it ''assaults'', we call this conveying something in a special way.



Right...even if i tried to be lesbian it wouldn't work. I do not desire women. And I will not convey anything to my roomie in a special way
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69 / M / Limbo
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Posted 4/4/09
Knock all her fucking teeth out with a baseball bat.
Posted 4/4/09

Ariisa wrote:


Baka-Master wrote:


Ariisa wrote:


Baka-Master wrote:

Just tell her to make you some sandwiches



Or easies way, rape her with a dildo, until she'll Stfu



um i try to stay away from the lesbian sexual assaults


Try??

it's useless, trust me, your desire to touch a female body is over the 9000.

besides you shouldn't lie to your body

And, we don't call it ''assaults'', we call this conveying something in a special way.



Right...even if i tried to be lesbian it wouldn't work. I do not desire women. And I will not convey anything to my roomie in a special way


......................

This is what I call blasphemy.

Everyone desires woman.

Stop denying it, and grow up.

I'm sure if you do so, you'll understand the love from god ^-^

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Posted 4/4/09 , edited 4/4/09
Crunchyroll - Your personal army.

Just rape her.

Edit: Or ignore her by putting on your headphones, jam to some music while she cries herself a river.
Posted 4/4/09
Kindly tell her that you have no fucking time nor the mood to listen to her constant whining. The world doesn't revolve just around her.
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Posted 4/4/09


I'm already grown and have a liking and desire for men and men only otherwise I would be Bi or Lesbian, in which I'm neither
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