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Raccoon bites off man's penis
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23 / M / Terra
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hmm... dont try to get racoons to do bjs for you...

anyways... theres this dude who had sex with horse and died years ago... so this isnt something special...

ps... theres many eunuchs in history... nothing special...
Posted 4/6/09

marumo-kun wrote:

This is why you don't try and fuck animals.


best to do old animals that can't fight back
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well... i actually knew this guy and he was dared to rape the agriculture department's goat.. nobody knew he'd actually do it, but he did! with an added bonus too it wasn't just rape, he would've gotten away with JUST rape that since we're the only witnesses. Since rape constitutes of the unwillingness to copulate, the goat was bleating like hell and this guy took a big rock that was lying around and smashed the goat's face in.

to make a long story short: goat dead, ran like crazy, next day school manhunt for goat killer.
Posted 4/6/09
ahahahahaha lol this shit is freaken ass funny
dude but u gotta admit he just lost he's only man hood
wow lol
damn he was tryin to hard to get on top of tat raccoon so yeah.....u get the picture
roflmfao lol hahahahahaha damn
Posted 4/6/09

manzi wrote:

well... i actually knew this guy and he was dared to rape the agriculture department's goat.. nobody knew he'd actually do it, but he did! with an added bonus too it wasn't just rape, he would've gotten away with JUST rape that since we're the only witnesses. Since rape constitutes of the unwillingness to copulate, the goat was bleating like hell and this guy took a big rock that was lying around and smashed the goat's face in.

to make a long story short: goat dead, ran like crazy, next day school manhunt for goat killer.

=_=

it would be best if the story is longer.
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He's a dirty bastard.
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manzi wrote:

well... i actually knew this guy and he was dared to rape the agriculture department's goat.. nobody knew he'd actually do it, but he did! with an added bonus too it wasn't just rape, he would've gotten away with JUST rape that since we're the only witnesses. Since rape constitutes of the unwillingness to copulate, the goat was bleating like hell and this guy took a big rock that was lying around and smashed the goat's face in.

to make a long story short: goat dead, ran like crazy, next day school manhunt for goat killer.


That's even sicker than the racoonrapist!

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mangled manhood.^^v
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21 / F / ~_
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note: never try to mess up with animals
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UK ppl r nuts
Posted 4/6/09
Don't tell me he showed his penis to the raccoon ?
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haha sucks for him
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Sounds a bit better than haveing your partner cutting it off for you with a pair of scizzers or your wife skeeing in shards of glass into your 'dutch wife' xD
Posted 4/6/09 , edited 4/6/09
Haha oh my, xD
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