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Raccoon bites off man's penis
Posted 4/6/09 , edited 4/6/09
he was drunk, so... i dont think it has such pain

edit:
the raccoon was intelligent... even animals now know men's weak point
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Posted 4/6/09

Nyarth wrote:

Sounds a bit better than haveing your partner cutting it off for you with a pair of scizzers or your wife skeeing in shards of glass into your 'dutch wife' xD


Scizzors won't give you rabies!
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Posted 4/6/09
Being drunk can result to many things... This is one of them.
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Posted 4/6/09 , edited 4/6/09
lmao..that's what he get for being such a perv..
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Posted 4/6/09
Hahahaha

That sucks for that guy
Posted 4/6/09
That is NOT normal..0.o
Posted 4/6/09 , edited 4/6/09
cheers to the raccoon!



Well done.
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Posted 4/6/09 , edited 4/6/09

manzi wrote:

well... i actually knew this guy and he was dared to rape the agriculture department's goat.. nobody knew he'd actually do it, but he did! with an added bonus too it wasn't just rape, he would've gotten away with JUST rape that since we're the only witnesses. Since rape constitutes of the unwillingness to copulate, the goat was bleating like hell and this guy took a big rock that was lying around and smashed the goat's face in.

to make a long story short: goat dead, ran like crazy, next day school manhunt for goat killer.


My word! Sounds like a common occurrence in my country! xD
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Posted 4/6/09

ILYchristine wrote:

beastiality ftw


i second the motion.
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Posted 4/6/09

Inuu wrote:


ILYchristine wrote:

beastiality ftw


i second the motion.


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Posted 4/6/09

marumo-kun wrote:

This is why you don't try and fuck animals.


I'm sure that's all that's holding you back.
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Posted 4/6/09
I thought a guy would die if his manhood was taken off.
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Posted 4/6/09
serves him right. let's see what he can do now with his 'mangled manhood.'
Posted 4/6/09
This is what happens when you act like a dumbass.
He deserved it.
Posted 4/6/09

tyrantxd wrote:


marumo-kun wrote:

This is why you don't try and fuck animals.


I'm sure that's all that's holding you back.


Pregnancy?

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