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Man Bites Off Friend’s Penis & Swallows It
Posted 5/3/09

LemonyPanda wrote:

lol eww his penis is gonna turn into a piece of poop


ewewwwwwweh pooping out a penis>_<
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Posted 5/4/09

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hannahrangiku wrote:

hahhahah!! what the hell is this? for real? woah.. they're nuts!


He already lost his nuts so why care to say ''they're nuts'' o.O

I pity the penis, he can't enjoy a warm womb anymore



I don't think a penis can ever enjoy a womb, unless you cut the woman open or simply f*ck the organ, but in any of those cases, it wouldn't stay warm for long.


Hmm, really??

I thought whenever it shoots white fluid, the penis is enjoying it a big time.
or how can you explain that, Mister smartass?


You wrote that the guy's penis will never enjoy a warm womb again, but it never did: the womb is inside the woman's body and a penis can't reach it, unless you open up the woman!
Posted 5/4/09
oh...okay then... nom nom. d:
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Posted 5/4/09
Ewwww.
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Posted 5/4/09 , edited 5/4/09
Gotta love someone to bite their penis off.
Posted 5/4/09

DarkYuri wrote:


Baka-Master wrote:


DarkYuri wrote:


Baka-Master wrote:


hannahrangiku wrote:

hahhahah!! what the hell is this? for real? woah.. they're nuts!


He already lost his nuts so why care to say ''they're nuts'' o.O

I pity the penis, he can't enjoy a warm womb anymore



I don't think a penis can ever enjoy a womb, unless you cut the woman open or simply f*ck the organ, but in any of those cases, it wouldn't stay warm for long.


Hmm, really??

I thought whenever it shoots white fluid, the penis is enjoying it a big time.
or how can you explain that, Mister smartass?


You wrote that the guy's penis will never enjoy a warm womb again, but it never did: the womb is inside the woman's body and a penis can't reach it, unless you open up the woman!


Lies, so you're implying that a dick isn't long enough right, should I show evidence, how long a penis can be.
It'll reach the womb

Also, if the penis can't reach it, why the hell does sperm exist ;DD
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Posted 5/4/09

Baka-Master wrote:

Lies, so you're implying that a dick isn't long enough right, should I show evidence, how long a penis can be.
It'll reach the womb


Err, I don't know what to tell ya, but your sexuality teacher wasn't good, pal.
If a penis ever reached the womb, it would hurt as hell to the girl, like it happens when the man is excessively violent.


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Also, if the penis can't reach it, why the hell does sperm exist ;DD


Oh, Lord, the SPERM goes all the way to the womb, there's absolutely no need for the penis to reach it itself, the sperm does all the travel!
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Posted 5/4/09

VisualPancake wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:

lol eww his penis is gonna turn into a piece of poop


ewewwwwwweh pooping out a penis>_<


Cooool, penis-poop! I haven't thought of that!
His penis is now crap!
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Posted 5/4/09 , edited 5/4/09
speechless......
how can you be still, why somebody is biting your penis? he should have been trying to fight him off, especially if he wasn't tied down. he should have been punching him in the face. that dude was psycho. why take the time to undress somebody and then bite their penis? you already beat him down with a chain, then why go that extra step? and then to swallow it. he had to have been crazy.


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Posted 5/14/09
AWWW ew, scarred D:

But anyhow, what the hell was that dude thinking? OMFG. That's so nasty
Posted 5/14/09
*looks down*...still there,lol.

brutal, seriously messed up.
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Posted 5/15/09
WHAT THE HELL?!
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Posted 6/2/09
is that guy a homo?
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114 / F / KPOP WORLD!
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Posted 6/2/09
ewwwwwwwwwwww
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Posted 6/2/09
yucks!
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