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Posted 4/9/09
Wow, that is very interesting. thank you for sharing. ^^
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Posted 4/9/09
I liked this one :D
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party.

and this one made me 'awww'

Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6year old patient.
Posted 4/9/09
Wow, that is very interesting. thank you for sharing. ^^
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Posted 4/9/09
Shouldn't you have put this in this post in the General Link Thread:
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-9606/general-link-thread/
Posted 4/9/09
Lol, some of these stories are so funny xD.

Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML
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23 / F / Wales, UK
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Posted 4/9/09
OMG just reading the posts here made me ROFL!!!
hmm...I once walked into a lamp post whilst talking to this guys I liked , my nose swelled up for weeks...it looked like a had a tomato squished into my face
...I couldn't face him..I was too embarrassed
F my life lol
Posted 4/9/09
I lol'd at this one:

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and soon we were joking around and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed."
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23 / F / In poo poo land.....
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Posted 4/9/09
I know! xD


I had something similar like that happen to me...
It was my friends new hamster and it fell into my V-neck shirt...

ouch that shit hurt...
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Posted 4/9/09
lol the website is hilarious. all my friends like to post quotes from it onto facebook.
Posted 4/9/09
HAHAHA i loved that so funni
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25 / M / The Vill
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Posted 4/9/09
they made most of it up jux to make us laugh
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F / In the dark pits...
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Posted 4/12/09
ooo o_o i feel bad for those people.
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Posted 4/28/09
im addicted to fml, but I came across a site called fwhyme . com and I think it's much better than fml. and also fwhyme is american. I rather support an american site. and they also don't start all their articles with "today" so u can post things that happened yesterday
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27 / M / Look up.
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Posted 4/28/09
Text hurting eyes..... erg..... No I'm not unlucky. I'm actually badassly lucky. Though I'm so lucky that I had to have bad random chances in response.
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Posted 5/5/09
LOL i love this website! it's so funny!!!
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