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Posted 4/14/09 , edited 7/19/09
FREAKIN WATCH THIS BEFORE READIN MEH PARODY'S~!! XD


{ ommmg O_o SO i read all ah this just now xD LMAOOO and i still cant choose which one is teh funniest -w- they're all pretty hilarious xD hmmm....>w< check out teh POLL & cast YOUR VOTE :DDD- }

http://www.crunchyroll.com/group/TiLL_DEATH_D0_US_PART/forum#s=/group/TiLL_DEATH_D0_US_PART/forum%3Fextra_param%3D512534%26page%3D0



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goix7jFXD9Q&feature=channel


Kay, so ima have 4 choices of TWILIGHT parodies, kaykay You choose which one I made up best in teh poll coming soon~>=]] [no copyrighting to recent parodies intended ppl o.o''' if i did copy, sowwi T_T~ I for real just made this up myself]

[C]* ay_bay_bay







*CHOICE 1*
Bella: Who's that?
*Edward walks in all cooly n stuff*
Jessica: Oh, that's Edward. He's half gay and half retarded.
Bella: Does he like Chicken like I do?
*Silence for 5 seconds*
Confused Jessica: Um...Idk Bella, WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM YOURSELF.
*walks up to Edward at his table {with his family there}*
Obsessed Chicken LoverBella: Edward...Isn't it?
*Silence*
Edward: Yes...............
*sniffs*
Bella: *Backs away a bit* Ohhh, -nervous laugh- That's just my pepper spray your smelling! My dad- Bella trails off.
Edward: No, It's your scent I'm out standed by...
Jessica: O.O -comes up to them-
*Silence*
Jessica: Bella here, has been wanting to ask you something since the moment you walked in, Edward poo.
*Bella blushes*
Edward: What is it Pepper girl?
Bella forgot her name: Do you like.......
Edward: Yessss?
Carlisle [HOW THE F* YOU SPELL HIS NAME?!]: If your about to say salt water, than might I say, EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWIE D:
*Random cat jumps on lunch table*
CAT: WHO SAID SALT WATER!? WHO SAID SALT WATER!??!
Alice: Oh Jesus Christ, Carlisle, you had to mention that.
BellaStillCan'tRememberHerName: Ummm...DO YOU LIKE CHICKEN EDWARD?! *Bells says all fast*
Edward: N o p e. I rather suck you dry, *itch.
*Bella sucks thumb in emocorner w/ the cat*


//End of 1ST Parodie XD\\





*CHOICE 2*
Bella [YAY SHE REMEMBERED HER NAME :D]: You...your a...
Edward serious lookin: Say it.........! SAY ITTTTTTT!
Bella: Uh...a...Ant.
*Silence*
Edward: Are you TOTALLY scared right now?
Bella: No...Edward, I want you forever.
Edward: I bet that's what all the ants say to you.
Bella: No...your my one and only...Ant. Boyy! That sounds freak-a-fied.
Edward: Bella......♥ *Eyes gaze to Bella's*
Bella: W-wha?
Edward: There's something you should know about me...
Bella: What? Your a freggin ant, no more I need, trust me Edward!!
Edward: I...swim with the fishies on the weekends.
Bella? Wasn't that my name? Or was that Edward's?: So? I do that all the time too!
Edward: I am...so glad...I've found my soulmate.
Bella: Yes...Edward...*drools* ;.;
Edward: You are my life now, little spider monkey.
Bella: Tell me one thing...
Edward: What?
Bella: Once I turn 18 Edward-poo-pee, LET'S THROW A CHICKEN PARTY!!!!!!
*Edwards stares awkwardly*
Bella: By the way...forgot to ask this of you, how old are you, EXACTLY?
Edward: 579347589347598279472389759347589347963567389473890279203749237895734957348583 in a half years old.
O.o
Bella: Boy, that's young!
Edward: My turn for questions, are you a male or female?
Bella: Both, actually.


//End of 2ND Parodie XD\\








*CHOICE 3*
*Sniffs*
James: I SMELL LOVE.SPELL. PERFUME!
Edward: Oh, crackhead Bella...
*everyone turns to Bella*
Rosaline: What did you think of when coming here, dumbass-bella? Thinking your 'Love Spell' perfume will make Edward go all poo-goo-goo-lovey-dovey on you? [HAHAH I HAS A LOVESPELL PERFUME XD FTw]
Bella THE DUMBASS :D: W-w-w-well n-n-no...
Esme: Let's all be nice to Bella, after all, she's a crack addicted baby.
James: *Screams* Yes, IT'S TIME BELLA, FOR YOU AND YOUR BIG FAT BELLY TO COME WITH ME!
*Everyone gets in front of Bella to protect*
Edward: SHE LOVES ME!!!!! DON'T HURT HER YOU MONSTER! >:0
O_O James: Edward, Bella, a time shall come when I see you two love birds again...a time to spar with you *BEEPS* And when that time comes, I SHALL BE THE ONE TO F*****ING CUT DOWN THAT TREE YA'LL SITTING ON!! GET IT??? CUZ YOUR BIRDS!!!
*Spits and then leaves*
Edward & Bella: O.O
Esme: FAH-REAKKKKKK. O_O''
----later ;;
James: MWAHAHAHAH >W< FOOL~ You fell for my trick. -insert laugh here-
Bells: OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO T~T
James: MWAHAHAHAH! >=D Say good-bye to your Eddie-kins in the after life for me.
Bella: O.O Eh!?!?!
JamesLovesCoconuts: Yess......I killed Eddie-kins.
Bella: AH HELL NAW *BEEP*! I SAW HIM THIS MORNING IN MY ROOM! -that explains..a lot.. XD-
James: *Turns on camera*
Bella: o.O OHH NOESSSSSS~ TURN IT OFF! I'm having a bad hair dayyy! T^T
James: DON'T CARE FATTY! I WILL SEND THIS VIDEO TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!
BellaDOESN'TloveCoconuts: NOOOOOOOOO T.T
James: YES!
Bella: NOOOOOOOOO T.T
James: YESSSSS!!!!!!
Bella: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
James: YESS! YES YES YES!! YESSSSSSS!!
Bella: Okay.


//End of 3RD Parodie XD\\







*CHOICE 4*
BellaInHerRoom: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was an Ant. Second, there was a part of him -
and I didn't know how mentally retarded that part might be -
that thirsted for my hair.
And third, I was oddly turned on by it.
Bella: Edward!?!?! HOW'D YOU GET INSIDE MY ROOM!?
EdwardMrFreak-ay: The window, I D I O T.
Bella: Ohh...BUT, WHAT IF DADDY CATCHES YOU!?
*Smells Bella*
Edward: He won't...my dear, beachwear, I MEAN BECAUSE...I kilt that bastard!
Bella: YOU "KILT" ____? {Uh..forgot her dads name..o.o}
Edward. Affirmative. O.O
Bella: Oh well.
Edward: Yup!
Bella: Yup yuppp!
Edward: Mhhhmmmm girlllfrienddd. ;D
Bella: TOTALLYYY TUBULARRRR MAAAN!
Edward: ;D
Bella: ;D
Edward: =]
Bella: OH! HIS NAME IS CHARLIE THE UNICORNNNNN!
Edward: I..believe so.
Bella: So what are you doing today kooky bear?
Edward: OOohhh~ I don't know. I had some plans.
Bella: Like wha?
Edward: Swimming.
Bella: Where??
Edward: Your tub.
Bella: MY TUB!?
Edward: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Bella: Won't you drown though?
Edward: Why would I?
Bella: Your an ant! DUH!
Edward: -Goes to tub to prove Bells wrong-
Bella: NOT NECESSARY D:
Edward: SOOO ISSS!
Bella: -Turns on water in tub-
Edward: -Jumps in-
Bella: Ha, seeeeee...? YOUR DROWING!
EdwardDrown: -Drowns and DIES-
BellaOMG: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-echoes-

//End of 4TH Parodie XD\\







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OH WOW!
HAHAHA!! The video was funny xD And maaan, the second Parody... BWAHAHAAA!
"Both, actually" xD
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AHAHAHHAHAHAH XD XD XD
i knoee

thank yu, tank yuu X3
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lol that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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THANXS XD
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WTF????????
"O_O James: Edward, Bella, a time shall come when I see you two love birds again...a time to spar with you *BEEPS* And when that time comes, I SHALL BE THE ONE TO F*****ING CUT DOWN THAT TREE YA'LL SITTING ON!! GET IT??? CUZ YOUR BIRDS!!!
*Spits and then leaves*"


"Rosaline: What did you think of when coming here, dumbass-bella? Thinking your 'Love Spell' perfume will make Edward go all poo-goo-goo-lovey-dovey on you?"



"Bella: Once I turn 18 Edward-poo-pee, LET'S THROW A CHICKEN PARTY!!!!!!"



"*Bella sucks thumb in emocorner w/ the cat*"

AND MORE.. =D
just to much to copt and past lol


epic btw!
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Posted 4/15/09
LMAOO XD
alreayd saw the vid XD Nigahiga ftw :]
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Koko-chan you're a genius ^^
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i NOE RIGHT xD
thanxs EMBIEEEEEEEEEEEEE-MAAAAAN >W<
LMAO n yes kinnieeee ^-^
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That's awesome!!!!!! XD
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iLOL'd at this one!!!!
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thanxs xDD

lmao~.
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HAHAHAH xD

Faaahh-reaaak XD

>w<
JamesLovesCoconuts xD
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lmaoo XDDD
i don't knoe were i get this stuff, seriously xPP
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lol random stuff comes out of random minds :3 *wise nod*
That's why I think of such WEIRD things with Wolfie-chan xD
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