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Posted 4/18/09
Today, I drove to Parking Services to pay off my parking tickets so I can sign up for classes next semester. After paying $143, I happily walk back to my car only to find yet another $50 parking ticket waiting for me. FML
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Posted 4/18/09
Today, I got into my first car accident. The person who hit me was related to all the cops. Therefore they decided I was at fault. It's not my truck or my insurance. FML
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Posted 4/18/09
Today I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?". She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
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Posted 4/18/09
Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML
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Posted 4/18/09
Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML
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Posted 4/18/09
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be I found a note. It said "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
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Posted 4/18/09
Today, I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. After my offer, I was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and proceeded to walk up the nearest driveway... MY driveway. FML
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Posted 4/18/09
Today, I had to perform a lab in front of my bio class. I was mixing chemicals, when someone made a comment saying What if it blows up?. Hearing it, I gave a 2 minute explanation about how it was impossible for it to explode. Two seconds later, the entire beaker exploded in my face. FML
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Posted 4/18/09
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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Posted 4/18/09 , edited 4/18/09
Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
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Posted 4/18/09
Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML
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Posted 4/18/09 , edited 4/18/09
Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML
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Posted 4/18/09 , edited 4/18/09
Today, I was eating some left over Easter M&M's at work when I exclaimed "oh cool they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes but I did eventually realize that I was looking at a regular Mamp;M sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers uncontrollable laughter. FML
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Posted 4/18/09
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and proceeded to take random turns. I got lost, was 30 Min Late to work, oh and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
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Posted 4/18/09
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, she looks at me and says "nice shirt". I was wearing a shirt she had given me a week ago. FML
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