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Posted 4/24/09
We know you've got 'em....we wanna hear 'em!! Tell us funny stuff ur cat does or has done!
Posted 4/24/09 , edited 4/24/09
I always have a collar on my boy kitty when he goes out, it has his name & my phone number on it, so it's not surprising when I get a call asking, "Have u lost a cat?" My boy kitty LOVES women, so he goes out & tries to get as many women to pet & love him up as he can.......*sigh*
One day I got a call from a girl, asking if I lost a cat. I said no, it's ok, he goes out all the time. Well, she was on a 4th floor balcony, & saw him walking by on the sidewalk, & called down to him, "Hi, kitty!" He looked up & saw this pretty young woman & decided, "I've GOT to meet her!!" So he saw a tree, & climbed up to meet her on her 4th floor balcony! Freaked her right out!! So she's petting the Ninja Kitty of Love & saw my number on his collar, & phoned me cuz she wasn't quite sure if he was insane or lost..........
OY!! That wasn't the 1st call I've gotten from a 4th floor, she was just the first to see how he got there! (The first was a crabby lady on Xmas Eve asking how he got onto her balcony.....as if I put him there!! DOH!!!)
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Posted 5/30/09
Hmm, I got a good one. Once I tried taking my housecat outside so she could get some fresh aiir. I used a cat leash so I wouldn't lose her. She escapes runs into a sewer, and I had the pleasure of crawling in, and getting her out. Joyy! Man, I love my cat. :]

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Posted 6/18/09
me and my sister were with my cousins on this big trampoline that we would go on alot, and while we were sitting on it, my cousins cat was running, and one of my cousins shouted out "stupid cat!!" and then the cat runs into the fence and bumps onto it!!! XD
Posted 6/21/09

FelineFANATIC wrote:

Hmm, I got a good one. Once I tried taking my housecat outside so she could get some fresh aiir. I used a cat leash so I wouldn't lose her. She escapes runs into a sewer, and I had the pleasure of crawling in, and getting her out. Joyy! Man, I love my cat. :]

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Holy smoke! Sounds like a joyful experience 4 the both of u! How in the heck didja get in there?? I'm glad u got out again! Did u keep taking her 4 walks after that?

Posted 6/21/09

anime_rox_X3 wrote:

me and my sister were with my cousins on this big trampoline that we would go on alot, and while we were sitting on it, my cousins cat was running, and one of my cousins shouted out "stupid cat!!" and then the cat runs into the fence and bumps onto it!!! XD


AH HAHAHAHAHA!! Poor kitty! I was almost afraid u were going to say the kitty got onto the tramp while u were jumping on it!
Posted 8/10/09 , edited 8/10/09
Last week, when it was raining, my boy-kitty brought a LIVE BIRD into my house.....Eventually I took it away from him & freed it. (It was fine, it flew away on it's own) A few days later I was in my kitchen, turned around & almost stepped on a DEAD one!! A couple nights ago I was trying to get him to come in & he didn't want to, so I went out to him & he had a live mouse between his paws. I'm afraid he was thinking of bringing it in!! He did that last year, when it was raining....
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Posted 8/12/09
Last week, I made a stir fry ( which was good ), well after cleaning up, I left the stir frier to dry on the counter, when I woke up the next morning, and went down to make a coffee before going to work, my cat ( Cookie ) was sleeping in it.
It was hilarious, tail and legs just hanging over the edge, wish I had gotten a pic, fraking hilarious.
Posted 8/12/09

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Last week, I made a stir fry ( which was good ), well after cleaning up, I left the stir frier to dry on the counter, when I woke up the next morning, and went down to make a coffee before going to work, my cat ( Cookie ) was sleeping in it.
It was hilarious, tail and legs just hanging over the edge, wish I had gotten a pic, fraking hilarious. :)




HAHAHA!! That sounds cute!! Mayb she was keeping it warm 4 u. Cats seem to like scooped-shaped things to sleep in.

Sorta like this??


I used to call my boy-kitty "stir-fry" sometimes, cuz I'd b laying in bed, & suddenly the bed would start quaking, & it was him, going in circles, chasing his tail! He hasn't done it 4 a long time, now.....
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