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WTF is a dildo?
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Fun for the whole family! : D

EDIT: O hay new page.
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^ nope, only I'm allowed to be obscene!
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A dildo is a fake penis females and I guess some males use for masturbation.
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JEn_Nifer wrote:

seriously wtf is a dildo


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo
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seriously thats so funny that some one does not know what a dildo is i'm sure even when my little cousen was 2 he knew what that was now hes 8 i know he knows what one is.
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Why Girls Shouldn't Cheat On Boys

There once was a guy named Jack who had a girlfriend called Ashley. She was the most popular girl in school. The three most popular guys were Tom, Marcus and Jack. Ashley thought Jack was okay, but she really liked Marcus, who liked her, just like every heterosexual guy at the school. Marcus and Jack were archenemies. Marcus repeatedly stole Ashley away from Jack.

One warm Friday, Marcus asked Ashley out to the movies. Jack was eavesdropping and knew when and where they were going.

Later that night, Jack snuck into the seat behind Marcus and Ashley. Jack watched them put arms around each others' shoulder, then hug... then kiss... then PASH!
"Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" said Ashley.
"Hell yeah!" said Marcus.

Jack followed the couple home. He watched Marcus and Ashley have sex. Then, Jack ran away home. He didn't want to see any more.

On Monday, Jack didn't come to school. At lunch, all the popular kids at school were having their usual coversation.
"Where's Jack?" asked Tom.
"I dunno, probably crying at home because he didn't get to go out with Ashley last night!" said Marcus. Everybody laughed. Marcus had a way of making people laugh. Only the three of them were there. It felt really weird. Jack had never been away from school in his entire life according to Tom.
"Well I never did really break up with him except by text on Saturday!" Ashley added. Both the guys laughed again. It seemed really weird to have such a popular group with only three people in it that day. But that's because it was no ordinary day.

The next day, Jack didn't show up to school either.
Or the next day...
Or on Thursday...
Or that Friday for that matter.

On Saturday, Tom kept trying to ring Jack to see if he could come over, but his phone was switched off. He walked up to his house and knocked on the door, but there was no answer. Then he remembered that Jack's parents were commercial airline pilots and they had to work every day so they wouldn't be there. He knocked again, but there was no answer. So Tom figured that Jack must be out, however there was no answer for the rest of the day.

He did the same on Sunday, but he wasn't there all day and he knew that Jack was rarely allowed out at night. Especially when there was school the next day. So Tom sadly rode his bike home at 6 which was his last attempt.

The next day at assembly, the principal had told them that this week the year 12s had to stay back for a special assembly. It was their last assembly and they had Block Exams to do. Why did they have to stay back? The whole year was shocked when they saw Jack's mum walk in.
"Kids," she sighed. "I have made a special announcement because one of our school members has died. Yes, I know. You probably all know Jack Halagey. Yesterday when I came back from a stressful flight to Bangkok and back, I searched for Jack, called the police and found his dead body in his closet. They carbon dated it to be about a week old. There was a note next to it, and I suggest that if you do not like these kind of themes that you leave now."

Some people in the assembly left, but only for religious reasons or the fact that they wanted more study time which they should have been doing for the past 2 months.

"Okay," said Jack's mum. "The note said...

My dearest Ashley,
I watched you at the movie theatre and at Marcus's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me.I really loved you, Ashley. I died for you just like Jesus died for the Christians.

Always with you,
Jack."

Then came the usual tears after that story. The principal walked up to the microphone.
"Thank you Margret Halagey for sharing that sad story with the year 12s. That concludes this week's assembly, year 12 is now dismissed."

Please post this message in 5 places or more, otherwise Jack will haunt you forever. He now watches the mafia as well as Ashley and knows where you all live. He wants you to know about Marcus. He wants you to show you care.
Thanks.

[in loving memory of']
**Jack Halagey**
Born: 29th December, 1992
Died: 4th August, 2008
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Posted 4/25/09
XD omg i laught SOOO hard when i read the topic title
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Posted 4/25/09
lmao oh my god....pffft bwahaha
ah sorry but that just made the rest of my day
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inappropriate
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25 / M / USA
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Posted 4/25/09
type dildo in on google images
you'll get your answer
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Posted 4/25/09

Okazu606 wrote:


Cyberpirate wrote:


Okazu606 wrote:


Cyberpirate wrote:


Sweetie_666 wrote:

I know somebody's going to give you the answer....but I think you're too young to know, lol.


Sex ed should be thought at a very young age, pre-kindergarden IMO >_>



Agree. Sex is a natural thing and shouldn't be alianated the way is. Teach children when they are 3-4 and asks where children comes from and save the trouble trying to have the conversation when they are 13 where it's awkward and when they won't ask themselves.


Jeg er enig



Det tænkte jeg nok :p


Lol Je ne parle pas le norvégien. D'habitude, ils parlent anglais mais ils aussi parlent norvégien. et je n'y apprent pas
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Inappropriate thread

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