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will you save the person above you in this situation???
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I'd kill the person who was raping you

My heads about to explode because I'm on the moon....


Drags you back to the Earth, it's your own fault, i said to you that you couldn't go to the moon without someone like me

I am choking in a apple~
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Posted 4/27/09
I'll lift you upside down and force the apple out ^_<

My foot is stuck in a fence
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Posted 4/27/09 , edited 4/27/09
^^^Yes, I'll bring you inside the space ship

^Yes, cut it off.....I meant the fence xDD

If I was slipping on ice...
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Posted 4/27/09 , edited 4/27/09
I'd run and catch you before you fell :)

If I had broken my foot.
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Sure, let's play doctor...now tell me when it hurts when I press down....Okay....this may hurt a bit....

If I was choking on Tofo.
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I'm up for playing doctor you know. Doc, please do a body inspection ^_<
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Posted 4/27/09 , edited 4/27/09
Lols *shakes head* Tsk tsk bad boy...

Back on topic

*is not choking anymore*

If I poured boiling hot water on myself...
Posted 4/27/09 , edited 4/27/09
I'd stop time before it could hurt you then fix it somehow....

I'm a straight guy that somehow ended up in the middle of a gay bar and everyone is hitting on me.
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Posted 4/27/09
I'll bring some of my friends over to un-gay the place.

My head hurts
Posted 4/27/09
I'll kick you so you'll forget about your head hurting

I just fell into an active volcano
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Posted 4/27/09
You're dead so I can't do much.

I'm in heaven with unlimited 16 year old virgins.
Posted 4/27/09
I wouldn't save you from all the MALE 16 year old virgins =)

I'm stranded in the middle of the ocean and mermaids are seducing me.
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I'll replace you with me and I'll get the action starting!

I'm tripped and hurt my knee.
Posted 4/27/09
I'll put a band aid on it and tell you to suck it up like a man!!!

I'm being chased by my ex-girlfriend with a machete! How will you save me?
Posted 4/27/09
sure why not? it's easy, i'll just seduce her and she'll come chasing me instead(not with a machete)..now i got a new girlfriend

my father is strangling me

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