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"An Interesting Read"
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Posted 4/28/09 , edited 4/28/09
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I came across this snippet of an article on Ap.net, just thought I'd share it~
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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can i do?

Signed Desperate

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IN RESPONSE:
Dear Desperate

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.

Whatever you do , DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it has limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.

One more to add, force-usage of Husband 1.0 will cause rejection or deletion of Wife 1.0 program totally.

Good Luck, Tech Support
Posted 4/28/09
What happened to HomeWrecker exec. file? lol

or The gigolo-a-gogo flv file?
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your OS suck
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I saw what you did thar
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LoL
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awesome sex 6.9 fixes all these problems
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Posted 4/28/09 , edited 4/28/09
WTF IS THIS F&$&$$* GOING ON ABOUT!?!?!?!?!??!

why would u type it like that?
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Posted 4/28/09
Sex 6.9 solves almost everything. Sigh.
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wow it's worse than windows
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M / Wa Wa Land
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I don't get it.. Are they talking about progrems or reall people?
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Posted 4/28/09 , edited 4/28/09

Belldandies wrote:




That indeed was an interesting read, i couldn't stop laughing x) Thank you
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Erh....Is that someone who has no life and therefore has a computer BF or Hubby? Or are they really talking about people >.>"
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Posted 4/29/09
I love this thing >.<
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Posted 4/29/09

smil3es wrote:

I don't get it.. Are they talking about progrems or reall people?


Hahah... please tell me you didn't try and Google it.

To answer your question, it's a reference to real life (transition from Boyfriend to Husband) and the complaints about the husband. The letters are just written in computer/internet jargon.
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