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Rat Bites Man’s Penis in Toilet
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Ok, so first there was the racoon incident, then the swallowing friend incident, and now this. (but fortunately, no manhood "leaving" its owner...) ಠ_ಠ

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/02/rat-bites-mans-penis-in-toilet/


A man in the midst of relieving himself was shocked when a large rat suddenly leapt forth from the toilet and took a bite out of his dangling manhood.

The man, a resident of the Jianxi province of China, was crouched over a public toilet and in the process of emptying his bowels, when out of the foetid depths of the toilet flew a large and apparently irritated rat, which sank its teeth into the first thing it saw, which happened to be the man’s tenderest part.

The toilet in question was a traditional East Asian squat type, apparently plumbed by the cost efficient means of a large hole full of sewage, possibly explaining the rat’s presence.

A reporter at the scene called the exterior of the toilet “OK”, but thought the inside to be rather unhygienic.

After this shocking assault, the man sprung to his feet whilst bleeding profusely. He pulled up his trousers and headed to the hospital in an unusual display of medical common sense.

The doctor quickly identified the rat’s tooth-marks on the man’s member, and the man soon found the cure as problematic as the malady: his penis was washed in hydrogen peroxide solution as a disinfectant, and he was recommended to take shots against rabies…

The rat apparently made good its escape.


Note to self: Do not trust the East Asian Squat Type Toilet.
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Posted 5/1/09
One: Why do they refer to it as his 'dangling manhood'


Two: Fucking sneaky rats ey.


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Eeeww...

Gawd i hate rats.
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Nothing beats the friend biting and swallowing his bestfriend's penis thread.
Every other "penis biting" thread is dull now.. :/
Posted 5/1/09
Ouch, I used one of those Squat Style Toilets when I was visiting my Grandma at Vietnam, luckily she upgraded to a regular one.

It is weird hearing this story after what happen to me today lol. We were doing dips in athletics and I placed a 35plate and was in the process of putting on a 45lb plate...but when I did I clipped my @#$% between the two plates for a good 2 secs....lol I had to see the trainer!!
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I cannot resist laughing... *bursts out in laughter*

This reminds me of something... A woman got so pissed at her husband that she cut his penis off while he was sleeping.
Weird Al did a song mentioning it. lol

I know it's horrible but I can't help but laugh.
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iNguyen_uLose wrote:

Ouch, I used one of those Squat Style Toilets when I was visiting my Grandma at Vietnam, luckily she upgraded to a regular one.

It is weird hearing this story after what happen to me today lol. We were doing dips in athletics and I placed a 35plate and was in the process of putting on a 45lb plate...but when I did I clipped my @#$% between the two plates for a good 2 secs....lol I had to see the trainer!!


-wipes tear from eyes-

my crotch and I grieve for your loss


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Posted 5/1/09 , edited 5/1/09


lol thanks, it is still on though lol!! Just hurted for a good hour XD

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iNguyen_uLose wrote:



lol thanks, it is still on though lol!! Just hurted for a good hour XD



I was playing Ice Hockey once, teaching the newbies how to play, so it was 2v1


And they were practicing passing while I intercepted etc etc,


One of them decided to shoot and goal and clipped me right in the mcnuggets.



OMMMMGAH pain.



I just lay there like with a single tear and pride melting away >.>
Posted 5/1/09
when I went to india two years ago i had to use the squat style toilets. >.<
it was icky
of course I don't have a penis, but OUCH! :O
Posted 5/1/09

Animelovexx wrote:


iNguyen_uLose wrote:



lol thanks, it is still on though lol!! Just hurted for a good hour XD



I was playing Ice Hockey once, teaching the newbies how to play, so it was 2v1


And they were practicing passing while I intercepted etc etc,


One of them decided to shoot and goal and clipped me right in the mcnuggets.



OMMMMGAH pain.



I just lay there like with a single tear and pride melting away >.>


it happens to all of us lol. It's like the old shiners are just there for target practice nowadays

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Posted 5/1/09
horny little rat. >_<
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lol oh well, i hope the man won't be to scarred from this incident =T
Posted 5/1/09
Ouch > . < At least the rat didnt bite a part off X(
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That's why I prefer to keep standing.

edit:Oh, just read he was craping. Scary!
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