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Rat Bites Man’s Penis in Toilet
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Posted 5/1/09
he must have been scared half to death
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I wonder how rats jump O.O
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22 / F / behind you.
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thats funny & gross.
at least the rat didnt chew it up...just sayin..
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22 / M / USA
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haven't any of you heard of hood rat?? look up that movie and your in for a shock.
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This is the third times I heard about about this.
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Gahhh poor dude. Dx
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Ouch.

That gotta hurt.
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Posted 5/2/09
Poor man.
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19 / M / Your mom.
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Posted 5/2/09

mystic17 wrote:


Shoyru1112193 wrote:


What?
-lol-
You know i lovee you<3
:D


awwww <3 sorry for eavesdropping lol


(:
-lol-
It's okaay(:
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Haha ouch!

Im glad im a girl lol.
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21 / M / O.C. So.Cal
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Posted 5/2/09
he still kept it tho right?
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Posted 5/2/09
what teh f---
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What's wrong with calling the "dangling manhood" a penis? Does it really matter?
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20 / F / SwItZeRlAnD!!
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AHAHAHAHA sry i wonder if the rat knew what it bit...
i probably couldn't laugh if i wasn't a gurl ^^
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Nyarth wrote:

Ok, so first there was the racoon incident, then the swallowing friend incident, and now this. (but fortunately, no manhood "leaving" its owner...) ಠ_ಠ

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/02/rat-bites-mans-penis-in-toilet/


A man in the midst of relieving himself was shocked when a large rat suddenly leapt forth from the toilet and took a bite out of his dangling manhood.

The man, a resident of the Jianxi province of China, was crouched over a public toilet and in the process of emptying his bowels, when out of the foetid depths of the toilet flew a large and apparently irritated rat, which sank its teeth into the first thing it saw, which happened to be the man’s tenderest part.

The toilet in question was a traditional East Asian squat type, apparently plumbed by the cost efficient means of a large hole full of sewage, possibly explaining the rat’s presence.

A reporter at the scene called the exterior of the toilet “OK”, but thought the inside to be rather unhygienic.

After this shocking assault, the man sprung to his feet whilst bleeding profusely. He pulled up his trousers and headed to the hospital in an unusual display of medical common sense.

The doctor quickly identified the rat’s tooth-marks on the man’s member, and the man soon found the cure as problematic as the malady: his penis was washed in hydrogen peroxide solution as a disinfectant, and he was recommended to take shots against rabies…

The rat apparently made good its escape.


Note to self: Do not trust the East Asian Squat Type Toilet.


the era of EUNUCHS!!
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