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Posted 5/1/09
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html is a site that puts you in a one on one chat w/ iGod (not real) . its fun.
share some of the funny stuff he says.


Posted 5/1/09
this is terrible
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Posted 5/1/09
I found out a lot of answers.

Me:
Who put you in charge?

God:
Linus Torvalds. :-).

Me:
Do you smoke marijuana?

God:
Only for medical purposes
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Me:
Are you a virgin?

God:
I am too young for that.

Me:
How old are you?

God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.

Me:
I hate you

God:
What do you have against robots?
Posted 5/2/09
Lawlz, I remember this. xD i used it last year, it was funny :3`
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Posted 5/2/09
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Posted 5/2/09

hazumu_sekai wrote:



LoL....
it's kinda stupid though
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Posted 5/2/09
OMG, this is terrible....this shouldent be happening

u guys are just playing with god.Now thats something we shouldent do.

Its your choice, but you shouldent be playing this.
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Posted 5/2/09 , edited 5/2/09
That was fun thanks for sharing :)
Me:
Have you ever cybersex?
God:
I don't think I ever have cybersex. What's it like?
Me:
Awesome :)
God:
:-) I'm glad you liked it god.
Me:
D<
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
You like cybersex =.=
God:
Sure I do, god, but that doesn't mean with you.
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Posted 5/2/09
The iGod chat is sometimes slow especially if I ask complicated questions. Now it lags even if I only said hello. Btw, his asl is 5/Robot/California.

To the guys who said this was terrible, then why don't god stop us?
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Posted 5/2/09

hamstie wrote:


hazumu_sekai wrote:



LoL....
it's kinda stupid though


Yes. Very stupid.
Posted 5/2/09 , edited 5/2/09
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is god cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
well I'm interested in yours ^^
God:
How about that. Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? Would you like to know more?
Me:
yeah
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
Do you have a a heavens ''Pole '' or ''Gate''
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a a heavens Pole or Gate.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
I see, you're lying god
God:
I am not lying .
Me:
So even god lies T_T
God:
And? I am a Christian.
Me:
I lost my trust in christians T_T
God:
Where did you last see it.
Me:
Theyy're all screwed up in their mind, just like you are T_T
God:
All?
Me:
yeah all
God:
Blimey. " All?"? All?
Me:
Please, god.
God:
Thank you for your request. GOD rules.
Me:
save my dick
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a cybersex robot T_T
God:
How old are you?
Me:
My age is infinity
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
and how old are thee god
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
I asked for your age god
God:
Your purpose is my age god.
Me:
yeah god
God:
What kind is it? GOD rules.
Me:
God rules my thing in my pants
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
And?
God:
But...
Me:
and??
God:
Or.
Me:
??
God:
Or.
Me:
my ass will screw you T_T
God:
Have you told many people that your ass will screw me T T?
Me:
Yeah T__T
God:
Yippee! Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me:
Yeah,
God:
Please state your conditions.
Me:
one, god is lying, admit that
God:
One what?
Me:
admit that you're nog god T_T
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
God is my dad T_T i know he's watching me in heaven
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your dad T T you know he is watching you in heaven.
Me:
Yeah, i've got a email from him, he said that he's watching me, whenever I'm watching porn T_T
God:
Awesome. How did you get it Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
it ?
God:
email from him he said that he is watching you whenever you are watching porn T T...
Me:
Yeah, that's why you're not god T__T
God:
I hear you. Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
Yeah, I'm the mastermind behind your death
God:
Er. Who made you the mastermind behind my death ?
Me:
Since I've stated it, It's the truth
God:
How do you know?
Me:
because I've said so
God:
Good reason. What did you mean by it? Really.
Me:
you're dead =\
God:
No I am a living entity.
Me:
I can't call a robot a living entity
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
because you don't haev any hole =\
God:
Good reason. Should I have any hole? What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.


I found a flaw in god >:D






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Posted 5/2/09



Eh, wasn't very interesting... kinda reminds me of Omegle.
Posted 5/2/09
he said his name was alice....and his botmaster's name was Dr. Wallace
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Posted 5/2/09
From my friend just now...She asked...
Me:
do you use vibrater
God:
I use it as often as possible.

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