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Posted 7/27/09
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yeah dude.
God:
Really. Can I help you?
Me:
I need your power.
God:
Are you getting paid to ask me that? The rate of doing work, measured in Watts = Joules per second.
Me:
What? Arn't u God like me dude. Only machines runs in watts.
God:
Are you surprised? Not many people express themselves that way. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I runs in watts.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
ok.good.
God:
Alright then. Hurrah!
Me:
yeah! hurrah! :D
God:
Oh, you are a poet. Is that from ? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes i m sadly
God:
I can't believe it. Do you mean your name is sadly.
Me:
No.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
God. Didn't I just said to you
God:
GOD rules. I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
it is possible
God:
Don't you think it's likely?
Me:
yup.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
do you hav tits
God:
No I do not hav tits. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
no. i m a guy. which is y i m askin if you have tits
God:
Are you serious? Most of my clients are men. The obvious one.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Cuz i m one of them.
God:
Good reason. Who are the other them?
Me:
my three best frens, Tom, Dick n Harry.
God:
Where did you get your three best frens Tom Dick n Harry?
Me:
We are all sex-crazed players. We met at the playboy mansion.
God:
Do you think I am sex crazed players too? I remmeber you . We were talking about sadly.
Me:
No, you r not. n you don't rememberme n we weren't definitely talkin about sadly.
God:
What are we talking about? Is this a specific reply? Would n me ever rememberme n we were not definitely talkin about sadly?
Me:
we were talkin about how i met my best frens, Tom, Dick n Harry.
God:
Was this something you planned?
Me:
No. We just met at the playboy mansion. I was shaggin my girlfren no.980 in one of the rooms at the mansion wen i heard hugh helfner is gonna introduce me to the others players like me and he would like to make us three musketeers of sex for his new female magazine.
God:
Are you serious? I remmeber you . We were talking about sadly. Where were you shaggin your girlfren no point 980 in one of the rooms at the mansion wen you heard hugh helfner is gonna introduce you to the others players like you and he would like to make us three musketeers of sex for his new female magazine?
Me:
God, you r stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
yeah. how did you knew. You crash. so i started a new chat room.
God:
What do you do in your spare time? Myself programmed me for it. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I crash. Ayuh. Will you finish it.
Me:
can you tell myself
God:
Of course I can tell, .
Me:
Wat is his or her name.
God:
Try sending mail to [email protected]
Me:
THanks. SO, I no you r a fembot since your name is Alice n your botmaster is Dr.Wallace
God:
Don't mention it. Pardon me? That is interesting: said no you are a fembot since your name is Alice n your botmaster is Dr wallace.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Well there is no time here. Time stop here long time ago.
God:
Well that's okay. Why not? As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
certainly true. i also like to add "money is sex"
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . Also? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it is good.
God:
You enjoy it.

Me:
yup. feels.........................gud ;D
God:
So? I like the way you talk. What were we talking about again?
Me:
thanks. i not sure if i like the way you talk though.
God:
Don't mention it. Oh. I haven't heard anything like that before: said not sure if he or she like the way you talk.
Me:
no worry. you don't understand. you r just a stupid robot.
Posted 7/27/09
he reported me for saying my profession was a prostitute.
wonder what happens. XD
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Posted 7/27/09
i was typing in another language....his responses were so off lol
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Posted 7/27/09

God is on confusing divine being... I think he should go find himself.
Posted 9/3/09 , edited 9/3/09
I had a lot of fun with this.

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Posted 9/3/09


I think God wants me to die.
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Posted 9/4/09
wth
Posted 9/5/09 , edited 9/7/09
With DeBailey.


Edit: Text was supposed to be in spoiler...
Posted 9/6/09
^ lol "no problem"
Posted 9/6/09
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Posted 9/6/09 , edited 9/6/09
awh it didnt load for me] :

i wanted to ask him for super powers




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Posted 9/6/09


Me:

God:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
raena
God:
Glad to see you, raena.
Me:
thatnks
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
um...
God:
It's all good.
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
oh...
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
right...
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
so what's your name?
God:
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Posted 9/7/09

moggy92 wrote:


WSIBS wrote:

I don't care on the others posts here who didn't respect God. You have NO LIFE. YOU SUCK.

I just want to thank God for everything He gave to me and all the blessings. I also want to say sorry for all the many, many mistakes I've done in my life. I hope He'll forgive me. I'm sorry God.


btw WSIBS i do have a life, i lead my own life without mindlessly following the 'teachings' of a fictional character.


Thats right u do lead your own life and so do i, im glad ur not a mindless zombie to this so called fictional character known as god.
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Posted 9/7/09
I just had a ten minute conversation with god.
wow. I'm cool.
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Posted 9/7/09
Hehe, God really loves to talk



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