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The cost of Spawning
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So out of boredom I was just randomly looking for something to brighten my day. So I turned to parents for that. I stumbled up on http://www.agentz.com/Inspirational/The%20Price%20of%20Children.html and that made me laugh a lot. I love how people write this kind of stuff when the denial has taken over their minds.

The over all theme of the article is, if you spawn you have an excuse to pretend you are no longer an adult. The entire thing revolves around a parent acting like the child they just had. It is always funny how the mindless hordes require others to make them feel like an adult. But what is even funnier to me is how the mindless hordes who spawn see a child as a badge of being an adult. I mean I am only 23, but I have seen more success and am more responsible than most adults who are twice my age. Yet I would be looked down on for watching Saturday morning cartoons. I would be brushed off as childish, immature, ummm... and something else. And why, because I do not have something that bears a genetic imprint of my own. Yet you get one of those and all of the sudden all that stuff is ok.

I love the glorious double standard of being an adult. What other double standards can you guys think of. Post other links as well.
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LoL...
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anti-freeze wrote:

So out of boredom I was just randomly looking for something to brighten my day. So I turned to parents for that. I stumbled up on http://www.agentz.com/Inspirational/The%20Price%20of%20Children.html and that made me laugh a lot. I love how people write this kind of stuff when the denial has taken over their minds.

The over all theme of the article is, if you spawn you have an excuse to pretend you are no longer an adult. The entire thing revolves around a parent acting like the child they just had. It is always funny how the mindless hordes require others to make them feel like an adult. But what is even funnier to me is how the mindless hordes who spawn see a child as a badge of being an adult. I mean I am only 23, but I have seen more success and am more responsible than most adults who are twice my age. Yet I would be looked down on for watching Saturday morning cartoons. I would be brushed off as childish, immature, ummm... and something else. And why, because I do not have something that bears a genetic imprint of my own. Yet you get one of those and all of the sudden all that stuff is ok.

I love the glorious double standard of being an adult. What other double standards can you guys think of. Post other links as well.


I wonder if I bust your skull, is there inside a rotten brain??

http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-9606/general-link-thread/

Post it the next time here, mister.
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O.o so I am not allowed to site my sources in my threads. Huh... oh well I figured the link thread was for random cool stuff not ranting about a link. I posted the link as a reference to what I have found. And due to the negative nature of my thoughts I figured it would be better put here.
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Guys and girls clothing...

Definitely another double standard, sadly.

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last_thursday wrote:

Guys and girls clothing...

Definitely another double standard, sadly.

Yeah I never quite understood that one... especially these days because back in the day males work skirt like clothing all the time.... was great for ventilation.
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last_thursday wrote:

Guys and girls clothing...

Definitely another double standard, sadly.

Yeah I never quite understood that one... especially these days because back in the day males work skirt like clothing all the time.... was great for ventilation.


Kilts on men are sexy albeit only if the guy has sexy legs and a nice ass.

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why spawn when orphanages are full of the little zerglings..? genetic imprint my ass but for some reason when i see my friends with kids in tow.. I kinda wish for a wee beastie of my own..
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why spawn when orphanages are full of the little zerglings..? genetic imprint my ass but for some reason when i see my friends with kids in tow.. I kinda wish for a wee beastie of my own..


Instinct. But yeaaah, there are so many kids out there who'd need some loving parents but never get the chance to...: (
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Instinct. But yeaaah, there are so many kids out there who'd need some loving parents but never get the chance to...: (




dunno if this baby collector merits for something but we need more people like her..
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guys watching chick flicks.
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ShroomInferno wrote:
Instinct. But yeaaah, there are so many kids out there who'd need some loving parents but never get the chance to...: (




dunno if this baby collector merits for something but we need more people like her..

Ha! That's one nice shot! It really makes them look like a family.

Indeed, we definitely need more people like that...but the problem with adoption is that this alone is already quite expensive and nerve-wrecking especially if you don't really possess the money to just come, pay, and go.
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Indeed, we definitely need more people like that...but the problem with adoption is that this alone is already quite expensive and nerve-wrecking especially if you don't really possess the money to just come, pay, and go.


true, true.. might as well put up an AD on the local paper.




Wanted:

Woman willing to bear my kid for the sole purpose of upgrading my genepool / species improvement
no strings attached - won't pester you for diaper money
visitation rights - the child has the right to know about you
will shoulder all expenses relating to the child

send bio data plus full body photo to this address: XXXXXXXX

will contact you when approved, then we can go consult my lawyer and then the nearest motel or artificial insemination clinic.


then again.. it's still expensive if you really crunch the numbers.. adspace, attorney's fee, doctor's fee etc...

Posted 5/13/09
why make more when there's already a lot? O_o
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All money travels around diffirent circuits in the economy and you will eventually get all that money back.
It's already planned out that you're supposed to have brought in as much money during the time you have started working until the time you retire, as much as you have been spended on during your upbringing
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