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Brit Jew marries dolphin

Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony

Joe Kot
Published: 12.29.05, 09:26 / Israel Singles



Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.
The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request. Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

'I'm not a pervert'

And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water. Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd. After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3191923,00.html


Old story, but I searched for it after I found that vid on youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1agGdw0W-dY

There is something terribly wrong with this world and I don't believe it when the old hag claims it was just a joke. You don't even marry a stuffed toy just for fun. That's just sick!
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WHAT THE FUCK? I...uh...oh dear....
I dont know what to say.
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oh my... O________o;;
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K her daughters or boys

might be a MERMAID
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Whaaa?
How can you have romance with a dolphin?
ah. On second thought, don't answer that -_-'
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I think it's shocking and funny but you can't really discuss it because there are jews involved.

Either way you seem as a Nazi or an islamist from Palestine.
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K her daughters or boys

might be a MERMAID


Daughters?
Boys?
How can they...
Where do you...

I'm very creeped out at the moment...
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=T & people wonder why their population is decreasing...
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well.......ya okay

u are creeped out about wat

see we are living in this world were everything is possible...

and these peoples are called " BRAINLESS BABOON" ,lol
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omg that's certainly.... odd but kinda cute as long as nothing *ahem* indecent goes on

i still don't think it's as weird as that 60 something year old man doing the dirty with thousands of vehicles and settling down with his love - a cream coloured helicopter lol
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well u may be right stilll

MERMAID........MERMAIDS

i guess they gona live in ATLANTIs
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O.o
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Lolwut ok. There's all kinds of people in the world.
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Well Mermaid exsist dont they
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Oh god, it are times like these that I hate my very vivid imagination.
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