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Dream Ruined!~
Posted 5/30/09 , edited 5/30/09
when you got a stomach ache from all the cake. :O

i was on the computer while watching spongebob...
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Posted 5/30/09
Suddenly, a sex site appeared and your eyes are infested,

I was jerking off.
Posted 5/30/09
and you realised that's the only action you'll ever get.

i was buying shoes..
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Posted 5/30/09

Baka-God wrote:

Suddenly, a sex site appeared and your eyes are infested,

I was jerking off.


The sex site turned out to be gay. You were jerking off.
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Posted 5/30/09 , edited 5/30/09

gunmyle wrote:


Baka-God wrote:

Suddenly, a sex site appeared and your eyes are infested,

I was jerking off.


The sex site turned out to be gay. You were jerking off.


No I am still jerking off
Blame my penis for being erected D:
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Posted 5/30/09
and you realised that you brought the wrong size =0

I walked into a bar...
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Posted 5/30/09 , edited 5/30/09
and saw a hot girl, then you realized it was a transvestite

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Posted 5/30/09 , edited 5/30/09
Suddenly, a transvestite hit on you


MY DREAM : I was about to fall asleep....


E: (Damn, Baka, we thought of the same thing and clicked at the same time)
Posted 5/30/09 , edited 5/30/09
and the grudge lady ate you. :E

i was eating cereal...
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Posted 5/30/09
suddenly, you've realized it was shit that you're eating.

I was about to ''come''
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Posted 5/30/09
a random jackass tied your dick with a nylon string

I'm on crack.
Posted 5/30/09 , edited 5/30/09
and then the police caught you.

i was looking at the stars...
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Posted 5/30/09
bird bombed shit at you.

I'm still on crack.
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Posted 5/30/09
I take it away from you =P

I jizzed.
Posted 5/30/09 , edited 5/30/09
in my pants. XD

i drank too much...

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