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The Laws of Anime
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Posted 6/7/09

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Sync_the_Tempest wrote:


nohworryz wrote:

this is a great thread!!! I love the laws! But why was this reported to mods? and who was the prick who reported it?


lol thats what i was thinking xD


whoever reported it should speak up and say why. i dont see anything wrong with this topic...


yeah i know >< the topic starter even posted the source and stuff XD.
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"45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis

Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it."



Quoted for truth.

Mecha - Enemies almost never thought of the possibility to defeat the hero without letting it 'gattai'. lol
Mahou Shoujo - Too entranced with the 'no clothes' scene sequence to interrupt. XD
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Lol, mods please don't do anything with this thread pl0x

Anyone looking for other (less scientifically stated) anime laws can try this site http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Anime

WARNING: Exposure to this site can cause prolonged hours of sitting in front of the computer reading pages upon pages of text about 2-D characters
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Posted 6/8/09
ahahahahahahahahaha
lmfao that was so good
ahhhh that basically made my day ^^ good on you for putting this up
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lol 32

41
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45,46 so funny and so true
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Ahahahaha!! that was funny!! Cool,,
yeah i totally agree in #45..
way to go on thinking all of that laws!
its really funny!
Posted 6/8/09 , edited 6/8/09
more like anime cliches! love this thread!


Sync_the_Tempest wrote:


nohworryz wrote:


Sync_the_Tempest wrote:


nohworryz wrote:

this is a great thread!!! I love the laws! But why was this reported to mods? and who was the prick who reported it?


lol thats what i was thinking xD


whoever reported it should speak up and say why. i dont see anything wrong with this topic...


yeah i know >< the topic starter even posted the source and stuff XD.


that was the first thing on my mind too..can someone please explain?
Posted 6/8/09
41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.



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No. That's a real sword in a sheath. Don't make fun of Shiroyasha!
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2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation


Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
*remembers Team Rocket of Pokemon*

6. Law of Temporal Variability

Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.
ROFL

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis

Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).
Same as #6 law

10. Law of Dramatic Multiplicity

Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.
Same as #9 law


16. Law of Inverse Accuracy

The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
True

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability

The female who is closest to the male will either be: a bimbo or completely useless until called upon to do something important.
Sakura of Naruto anyone?


21. Law of Tactical Unreliability

Tactical geniuses aren't.... huh?

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality

Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.


27. Law of Conservation of Firepower

Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.
Ish teh climax yo


36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination

Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:

1. The Hero/Leader
2. His girlfriend
3. His Best Friend/Rival
4. A Hulking Brute
5. A Dwarf/Kid

Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:

1. Extreme Coolness
2. Amazing intelligence
3. Incredible Irritation
errr go go power rangers? LMFAO


40. Law of Nasal Sanguination

When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.
Very true


44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation

The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.
ROFL kame hame waaaave

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis

Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.
Like Sailormoon hahahahah! Though I love the transforming part when I was a kid

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition

Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.
Same as #45 law


Posted 6/8/09 , edited 6/8/09
^ What you labeled the same aren't.
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Posted 6/8/09
This thesis is kinda lengthy but it is funny and thoughtful. I couldn't comprehend why is it that this thread had been reported when this thread legal to begin with.
Posted 6/8/09
^ What many of us have been wondering...
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Posted 6/8/09
Don't worry guys, this thread is fine.

I'm not sure why it was reported =/
Posted 6/8/09
...lol thanks
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Posted 6/8/09

wow .. anime is really great ..



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