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Posted 6/11/09 , edited 7/16/09

My name is Roberto. Friends call meh Burrito. I'm one of the sexiest chickens I've ever known. YEA I GOTTA BIG EGOOO! SO! At least IM sexay! I'm haaawt~ Like a summers sun. Sweet like a Melon, and sour like...YO MOMMA'S BACK HAIR.


This is me...
and my story- BAAAAAAK! -makes chicken noises-








"MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!" An evil laughter roamed the lands. "I, Dr, EVIL-CHICKEN will rule all of these LAME chickens!! THEY WILL NEAL TO ME AND GIVE ME POOWERRRR!" He cackled approaching Roberto. "NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY BOUT IT!" Roberto shouted bravely, flexing. Standing up to Dr, EVIL-CHICKEN, no one else would. They were all terrified of him.

Dr, EVIL-CHICKEN:
XDDDD


"I WILL SLAUGHTER ALL OF YE! STARTING WITH YOU ROBERTO!" Dr, EVIL-CHICKEN smirked evilly. [They needa chicken EMOTICON<3 ;d]Roberto raisin an..[eyebrow?] "OVER MY HENS YOU WILLLLL!" Roberto had SOME strange courage, eh? "I AM SEXY! I WILL NEVER DIIIEEEE!" He responded scoffing. "YEAAAHH RIIIGHT!" Dr, EVIL-CHICKEN began to careen to Roberto with his MIGHTY weapon! HIS BEAK OF DOOOOM! AND HIS IMPERCEPTIBLE ARMOR OF STEEL! Burrito stood there, thinking of burritos. "This is meeeeeeee........I'm exactly where I'm supposed to beeeeee, gonna let the liiiighhtttttt, shineeeee on meeeeeeeeeee!" Roberto sangg. :3 "WHAT!?" Dr, EVIL-CHICKEN questioned bewildered. His red eyes almost popping out. "Oh BURRITO! I had no such idea you sang so beautifully." Dr, EVIL-CHICKEN noted, with a freakishly weird tone. "Why, why thank you, thank you very much!" He smiled with his beak. Than began to peck the evilness in Dr, EVIL-CHICKEN.

And - that was it.
That was the end of Dr, EVIL-CHICKEN'S REIGN! But, alas...what Burrito did not know was that the war over the chickens weren't over by a long shot.

"My fellow chickens...hast may not know but I defeated Dr, EVIL-CHICKEN-" Roberto was giving his speech to the remaining chickens. But before he could finish it he heard applause in the crowd of chickens. [?o-o] "Thank you, thank you." He then became serious again, "I will...protect all you remain here right in front of me. No more EVIL!!" The crowd cheered on even louder then before, Roberto. Became they're hero.
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Posted 6/11/09
I name this post, "1st post!"
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Posted 6/11/09
AHAHAHHAAA DR. EVIL-CHICKEN XD

*whistles* Ooooohhhh yeah, Roberto is SEXAY ;D
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Posted 6/11/09
This just proves that Koko-cluck is really funny!
Posted 6/11/09
@embie: bahaha XD he even LOOKS EVIL *-* XD
@angelo: LOL XD thanxs^^
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Posted 6/11/09
Oh noesh, itsh Dr. Evil-Chicken!!!! D:
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Posted 7/7/09
xDD
Burrito makes meh laugh.
Posted 7/7/09
lmaoo yea owo
HE HASZ THAT EFFECTTT ON PPL >=P
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Posted 7/23/09
TRUE!!!~ :3
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