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**Corrupted Wish
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Edit: Granted. It continues forever and you develop a most unhealthy and powerful addiction. You sacrifice your social life and even your physical well-being.
I wish I had sunflowers in my yard. |
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If you close your eyes, it's a beautiful world.
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granted but they will eat you
wished everyone did this for a hour |
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Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide Morbidhanson wrote: Edit: Granted. It continues forever and you develop a most unhealthy and powerful addiction. You sacrifice your social life and even your physical well-being. Works for me, it's not like I have either of those things anyways. Granted; However, it turns out that it's just that everyone's simultaneously suffering from cardiac arrest. I wish my life was a parody. |
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Lu, La-Lu, La
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Granted,now it has become a twisted rendition of it's former self and will one day drive you utterly mad. (you never said what type of parody)
I wish for a doomsday device that can unleash enough force to shatter the earth's crust. |
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They said i could become anything,so i became nothing.
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granted, but those meddling kids are gonna cut the wire and stop it from ever going off in the first place..
I wish I was the most powerful pirate captain on the seas.. |
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gotta fly your own sky =)
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Banned
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Except you're only surrounded by men and you have to depend on butt secks to fulfill your lust
I wish Osama Bin Laden has a long beard between his butt cheeks |
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Banned again?
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Granted,but now the powerful pirate of the oceans is hunting you down to steal your sea treasure with with his army of death whales and armored krakens. All thew while stroking his manly ocean beard and his manly ocean parrot mocking your inevitable demise.
Edit.Oh damn it,beat me to it. Fine. Granted,but it's contagious and the infection starts to take air and infects the whole world. I wish for a freaking laser cannon on the moon that can generate a beam so powerful,it would blow a hole in the atmosphere and never heal! |
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They said i could become anything,so i became nothing.
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Granted, but it's Friday's beam which misses and hits your domicile instead.
I wish Obama would remain at Camp David more often rather than pissing away taxpayer bucks playing golf or vacationing. |
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Truckstop food IS good food. MYTH: the universal language.
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Granted, but it ends up that he spends his time there plotting the destruction of the world.
I wish I had more lights in my bedroom. |
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I will only admit to being limited in verticality
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Granted, but now it is so bright you cannot sleep. You also cannot see whenever you open your eyes since it is so bright. The lights also emit heat, so you are always uncomfortably hot.
I wish I had a steak. |
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If you close your eyes, it's a beautiful world.
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Granted,but has corrosive meat virus on it.
I wish i had a space station as big as the death star. |
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They said i could become anything,so i became nothing.
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Granted but the tracking system goes crazy causing the station to increase its gravitational pull on the nearest planet, thus causing the planet to crash into the space station.
I wish i was immortal and could feel no pain. |
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If you don't like the answers, you should avoid asking the questions.
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Granted,now you don't feel anything as a side effect of your nerves shutting down to prevent pain.
I wish i had a machine that can make any type of desert. |
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They said i could become anything,so i became nothing.
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granted but it only do chocolate only
wish that everyone got silver hair |
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Granted. But you're the only one without silver hair, so you became an outcast. Loneliness strikes you brutally. You found no meaning in life and committed suicide. You're dead.
I wish that my internet will fix itself. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wh8MsbzGRE
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