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Post Reply **Corrupted Wish
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67 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 12/16/14 , edited 12/16/14
Granted. Too bad the defective battery contributed to that ride's demise. I understand parts and pieces are all ready enroute to chop shops cross town. The hulk has been towed away to 1 of the NYPD impoundment sites. You'll be receiving a parking without a permit ticket outlining fines owed for delinquent abandonment. sux to be you.

I wish a limitless pond of Green River effervescence akin to that aka Nectar of the gods (no longer available cheap in fine stores anywhere).
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36 / M / one mile from a d...
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Posted 12/16/14
Granted. Unfortunately, due to illegal dumping in the area the pond and surrounding areas are quarantined and discovered to be highly toxic and lethal to all animal life and humans.



I wish for peace on earth and goodwill to all mankind
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F / City of the Crosses
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Posted 12/23/14
Granted. Everyone is now a clone of each other. everyone thinks the same, have monotone voices and have no emotions all except you. Good Luck.

I wish not to worry about money for my family and future generations.
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31 / M / Baltimore, MD
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Posted 12/23/14
Granted. Now you have no family or future generations, so no one to worry about.

I wish I had a huge fish for dinner.
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16 / M / Scotland
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Posted 12/23/14
Granted. The fish is 150ft across and you're forced to pay ridiculous property tax for the rest of your life.

I wish I was Robert De Niro.
Posted 12/25/14
You already lost a hand.

I wish to have my wish corrupted.
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Posted 12/25/14
granted, but you're corrupted wish is defective

i wish to repeat the day



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21 / M / NYC
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Posted 12/25/14 , edited 12/25/14
Sure. Except today is the apocalypse, and you get to relive it for eternity.



I wish to marry one of the girls on my profile page.
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36 / M / one mile from a d...
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Posted 1/25/15
Granted. Unfortunately, she only married you for Citizenship. and after achieving that she divorces you takes the house, the car and half of the things you own.


I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.
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16 / M / Uma no Hone
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Posted 1/25/15
Granted. Instead of putting things off for later, you flat out don't do them anymore. Say goodbye to your job now.

I wish love could be bought with money.
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23 / Shibuya-ku Japan
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Posted 1/25/15
Granted but you got no money to buy it, too expensive.

I wish I could watch a movie this weekend.
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Posted 1/26/15
granted but you get charged double the price, you get admitted to the wrong movie and the person next to you drooled on you're arm

i wish to be funny
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25 / M / California
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Posted 2 days ago
Granted but everything you say is now funny so people wouldn't be able to take you seriously even if they're supposed to.

I wish I had a perfect, indestructible body.
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13 / F / アメリカ
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Posted 2 days ago
Granted, but because you're indestructible and perfect you are hence not human and cannot touch/feel someone else's touch.

I wish I had all the knowledge in the universe.
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25 / M / California
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Posted 2 days ago
Granted, but your brain is ill-equipped to handle all this knowledge. You forget how to speak or do anything, and are pretty much rendered comatose by the sheer volume of information contained within you.

I wish I could control water.
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