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Post Reply **Corrupted Wish
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Posted 5 days ago
Granted, but you can only speak the exact dialogue that has been written for your character from the novel.

I wish I was a Demon Lord!
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Granted! You find yourself on majestic throne of corpses a Demon Lord. You are the ruler of all you survey, which is basically a bleak hell dimension filled with tortured souls and minions ready to lick your boots in fealty. You now spend all your waking time weighing souls of the damned and dealing out fitting punishments. It's a thankless task with no one to share it with, or impress. The peons that extol their adulation are merely biding their time, plotting to usurp your crown.

I wish for an tuna-fished sandwich.
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Granted, but the tuna's chock full of mercury.

I wish I could learn a language by just watching TV or anime.
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Granted...unfortunately you drift off to sleep while watching the wonderful world of the lemmings, and can now only speak to lemmings, and have a strong urge to jump from a high cliff to your doom.


I wish therianthropes were real.
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Granted. Therianthropes (humans with the ability to shapeshift into animals) are so real in fact, that you become one yourself. However, the sole animal you can shift into is a tape worm. You've managed to successfully transform, but you're not quite sure how you go about turning back into a human.

I wish I could see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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You do see, but what you see traumatizes you and seals your fate. The brainwashing facility that Cinnamon Toast Crunch uses to convert children is brutal in their methods. The employees notice you before you can escape and strap you into one of their machines. From this day forwards, the only thing you will ever love is Cinnamon Toast Crunch. You worship it and eat nothing else for the rest of your likely short life.

I wish I could travel the world.
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Granted. Someone in power takes a dislike to you and you're evicted from your home and country, forced into the life of a homeless vagabond.

I wish to share a bottle of Pinot noir with Marceline the Vampire Queen.
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Granted, but she has lost her taste buds for alcohol, gets pissed at Princess Bubblegum for some reason, and becomes very dry leaving you as her only food source around. You become her personal blood bank for a year.

I wish I could grow wings to fly with.
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Granted, but you grow wings instead of your hands meaning now you have to get through life without any hands and having giant wings that makes you look like an offspring of a human and an ostrich.

I wish I can move so fast that to me time around me seems frozen while still having control over myself.
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Posted 2 days ago
Granted, but using your power makes you blind, and soon you are just running into walls.

I wish I had my own Island.
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Granted, but it's in the middle of a vast stretch of remote ocean with many hundreds of miles of water in all directions. The island is 10 feet in diameter. You are also on it and are stranded.

I wish I had the ability to punch through steel.
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Granted. Both of your hands are chopped off and replaced with steel cones. They're extremely pointy and durable, so punching through relatively thin sheets of steel should be a breeze.

I wish I could hold my breath for 30 consecutive minutes.
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