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Granted: But the third arm has a mind of its own and repeatedly punches you in the face.

I wish I can play fire emblem: fates
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Granted, but its a crappy knockoff of a pirated knockoff version that crashes your system. And for some reason, the FBI is looking at you funny.

I wish I was immune to diseases.
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Granted but you need to be in a bubble that even with the slightest touch can pop and eventually all outer germs hit you like a ton of bricks once popped. If not you start growing lonely and ever desiring for someone else's touch.

I wish glares and brightness wasnt bad for your eyes.
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Granted, now regular light levels are bad for your eyes. Exposure to glare and lots of light are the only way for you to maintain healthy eyes.

I wish I earned $50 an hour.
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18 / F / Land of the Free,...
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Posted 2 days ago
Granted, but income tax is now 75% so you only get $12.50 of it.

I wish I was pyrokinetic.
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26 / M
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Granted, but everything in the world becomes resistant to combustion.

I wish I had some good food.
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Granted, but you find hair in your food.

I wish I could talk to my best friend.
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Granted but s/he talks backwards


I wish it's Christmas day now
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