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Posted 5 days ago , edited 5 days ago
Granted. The tree bears a couple 1 dollar bills every month but they are only ripe for 20 seconds then they become counterfeit and you'll be arrested if you harvest a single counterfeit bill.

I wish to meet "the perfect one" for me.
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Posted 5 days ago
Granted!

The next day, you have been partner up at school, with a female.
She weights 208 lbs, and is 6 foot 5inches. You worked with her
till the end the school year. You finally asked her out. You guys
dated till after college. You proposed to her. At the wedding,
You get out of your car to get to the church. Then, a drunk drive
hits you. It was your bride-to-be that hits you with the he car you
bought her. She flees and you died from impact.

I wish for a Hello Kitty edition of a Samsung Galaxy...
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Posted 5 days ago
Granted, Samsung makes a Hello Kitty Galaxy, but you don't get one.

I wish I could teleport.



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Posted 4 days ago
Granted!

You can now teleport where ever you like, as long as you can imagine it.
When you teleported, you teleported to another place.... But without your
clothes. Your physical self can only teleport. After teleported, you imagine
be in space, then you acidentally teleported to outer space, killing you
after teleporting to space.

I wish for a Google Smart Glasses!
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Posted 4 days ago
Granted! Too bad someone broke into your sphere of influence and stole them. I think I saw them listed on Ebay.

I wish for a nice juicy 6 ounce ribeye steak.
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Granted

A nice juicy, Angus, steak has be spawned on top of your table. You smell the
seasoning. You turn around to grab a knife and a fork. Then, you grab the
barbecue sauce. The next thing you know.... Your nice and juicy steak is gone.
A bear ate your steak, in the living room. Out of angry you attack the bear. Since
the steak did not fill up the bear. The bear maws you to bear, and devours you up,
in the living room.

I wish for a 1st edition Charizard, Pokemon trading card.
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Granted but its ripped up because little kids where playing with it. I wish to be able to fly
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Granted!

You now have the ability to fly, with no limit. In your excitement, you didn't know
the FAA height limit. So you continue to fly around, thinking you are the king of the skies.
A pair of F/A-22 Raptor, comes out of know where. They deem you as a threat and blows
you out of the sky, with a pair of sidewinder missiles.

I wish I have unlimited access to Disneyland and Disney World.
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Granted. They ask you to work there as a character but its your least favorite one. I wish that Donald Trump would drop out so that the people that don't want him have no worry of him becoming president (I could not think of any other wishes)
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Granted. With his new found free time he uses his contacts to forward the FBI investigation of Hitlery Clinton past the no action Justice Department to a point where she is formally indicted. He then calls upon his wife to chose an appropo designer-inspired orange ensemble (felons wear orange, misdemeanors wear green) so when Hitlery aka Hillary does her perp walk before the cameras before being put away in a Fed prison she goes in style. Yea, America becoming great again with 1 less conniving, manipulative, lying, corrupt politician to put up with.

I wish Bernie (God help us) would beat Hitlery from here on out in the 2016 US Prez race. (Couldn't think of anything witty. Bummer)
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Granted!

Bernie Sanders has beaten Hillary for president. Matter of fact, Bernie becomes president.
Now that he is president, he becomes a ruthless leader and makes the country suffer.
He takes all the tax money and invest on creating a wall Maria. He drives the country to
a total chaos, that the other countries cuts ties with us and nukes are country. Everyone
Felt the "Bern."


I wish Donald Trump was our president....
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Granted. But he gets kicked out after only a few months and ends up starting a war before being kicked out. I wish to be able to go back in time
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Granted. When you choose to go back in time, you will be sent to the day you were born and start your life all over again, and be stuck in an infinite loop because the same will happen when you reach this point in time. So you have the ability but either you use it and start a paradox or continue on with life.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish!
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I wish the males can win the Tug of War thread!
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