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Post Reply **Corrupted Wish
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Posted 20 days ago , edited 20 days ago
granted, you'll lose your body commiting taboo alchemy and there's no Edward close by to bond your soul to a suit of armor so...

I wish beer was served in fast food restaurants
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Posted 19 days ago
granted but you are allergic to beer


i wish for world peace
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Posted 19 days ago
Granted, the entire human race has disappeared from Earth and now there's peace in the world.

I wish for a new golden age of science.
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Posted 18 days ago
granted but you suffered a memory loss of 50% so you can't rmb anything useful


i wish that all elephants look like dumbo
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Posted 15 days ago
Granted. All elephants above the age of 10 are killed, as they're too large to match Dumbo's size. The remaining baby elephants then have their ears surgically augmented to mimic the cartoon elephant's absurd proportions. Of course, once those elephants reach adolescence, they'll have to be killed too.



I wish for all the chairs in my home to be replaced with functional bidets.
Posted 15 days ago
Granted, but you must always take off your pants and undergarments or the bidets will get them wet, embarrassing.

I wish for a fish.
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Posted 13 days ago
Granted, but as soon as you get it a large cat comes out of nowhere snatching it from you and eats it whole

I wish for a free trip to any time and place.
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Posted 13 days ago
granted but you will only be able to travel after 77 years


i wish for world peace
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Posted 6 days ago
granted, this makes ME Supreme Chancellor of Earth and I culled the world of everyone who refused to see it my way. That's gonna be 65 - 75% of the population. Then we'll have MY brand of peace.

I wish for a world with no borders
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Posted 4 days ago
Being the only product on foods or other items.
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