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37 / M / So. Cal
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Posted 7/18/17
granted

I wish chicken wings were the cheapest part of the animal
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23 / Transgender (MTF)
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Posted 7/18/17
Granted but they are now inedible.

I wish I had a 100% completely free house that I don't have to pay for.
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Granted, your house is free. You have three mandatory roommates: Mimi the bitch menopausal woman, Shady Steve the heroin addict, and Kyle the fuckboy.

I wish grocery carts bit people who block the aisle.
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17 / M
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Posted 7/18/17
Granted! They bite everyone else as well.

I wish that people would listen to each other.
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M / Grand Line
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Posted 7/18/17
Granted! Everyone is so intent on listening to each other that they don't talk at all.

I want to be good at cooking.
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20 / FL
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Posted 7/18/17
Granted! If you keep up the practice.

For more people to repent
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37 / M / So. Cal
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Posted 7/20/17
granted, 99.994% of the world population repent their wicked ways and then convert to Chthonioi Alexandrian Wicca. Then they lived happily ever after

I wish bones didn't break
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21 / M / Canada
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Posted 7/21/17
Granted, your bones are made of potatoes


I wish I was good at video games
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Posted 7/21/17
Granted! You're now are a god-level video game player, but are terrible at everything else aside from video games.

I wish the apocalypse would start soon.
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F / Antique bookshop
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Posted 7/22/17
granted but you will be suffering from acne till you are 77 years old


i wish for world peace forever
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29 / F / Earth
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Posted 7/22/17
Granted but natural disasters will keep on happening and people keep dying

I wish for my director to quit
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