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24 / F / Charleston, South...
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Posted 10 days ago
Granted, but now they cost $25 a box.
I wish I could rule the underworld
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F / Antique bookshop
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Posted 8 days ago
granted but you will be a merman


i wish for world peace
Posted 7 days ago
Granted, but it doesn't least but for a month's time.

I wish I had more shoujo manga
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41 / M / California
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Posted 6 days ago
Granted, but it caught on fire 45 minutes later

I wish I owned a football team
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40 / M / right here!
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Posted 4 days ago
Granted but they are the N.Y. Jets

I wish my cat would poop in the litter box all the time
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18 / F / California Babe
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Posted 4 days ago
Granted except that's all your cat does. He must stay there all day, and now you must endlessly clean up his shit or your home will be filled to the brim.

I wish I was an extrovert, not a social anxiety ridden introvert.
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Posted 4 days ago
Granted. You're now a pornstar, everyone has seen you up and down, cant get much more extroverted than that.


I wish i knew what to wish for
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41 / M / California
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Posted 3 days ago , edited 3 days ago
Granted, you are stuck in a time loop pondering what to do with your wish

I wish I could write and direct movies
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21 / A garbage bin.
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Posted 3 days ago
Granted, but no one but yourself can ever view them.
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Granted, you wish for nothing because you're content with life and so you get nothing. Sadly, you should have wished for superhuman regeneration or something, because you're hit by a semi and smeared all over the pavement soon after making your non-wish wish.

I wish spiders tasted good raw.
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Posted 5 hours ago
granted but you will suffer from acne till 67 years old



i wish for world peace
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