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25 / F / Charleston, South...
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Posted 9/14/17 , edited 9/14/17
Granted, but now they cost $25 a box.
I wish I could rule the underworld
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F / Antique bookshop
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Posted 9/16/17 , edited 9/16/17
granted but you will be a merman


i wish for world peace
Posted 9/16/17 , edited 9/17/17
Granted, but it doesn't least but for a month's time.

I wish I had more shoujo manga
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42 / M / California
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Posted 9/17/17 , edited 9/18/17
Granted, but it caught on fire 45 minutes later

I wish I owned a football team
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41 / M / NJ
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Posted 9/19/17 , edited 9/20/17
Granted but they are the N.Y. Jets

I wish my cat would poop in the litter box all the time
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19 / F / California Babe
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Posted 9/19/17 , edited 9/20/17
Granted except that's all your cat does. He must stay there all day, and now you must endlessly clean up his shit or your home will be filled to the brim.

I wish I was an extrovert, not a social anxiety ridden introvert.
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Posted 9/19/17 , edited 9/20/17
Granted. You're now a pornstar, everyone has seen you up and down, cant get much more extroverted than that.


I wish i knew what to wish for
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42 / M / California
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Posted 9/20/17 , edited 9/21/17
Granted, you are stuck in a time loop pondering what to do with your wish

I wish I could write and direct movies
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22 / a pop tart
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Posted 9/20/17 , edited 9/21/17
Granted, but no one but yourself can ever view them.
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22 / AH / Helipad
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Posted 9/22/17 , edited 9/22/17
Granted, you wish for nothing because you're content with life and so you get nothing. Sadly, you should have wished for superhuman regeneration or something, because you're hit by a semi and smeared all over the pavement soon after making your non-wish wish.

I wish spiders tasted good raw.
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F / Antique bookshop
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Posted 9/24/17 , edited 9/24/17
granted but you will suffer from acne till 67 years old



i wish for world peace
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42 / M / California
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Posted 10/5/17 , edited 10/5/17
Granted, aliens invade earth forcing their ideas of peace upon mankind and exterminating anyone that didnt see it their way.

I wish soda was good for you
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31 / F / Μέμφις
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Posted 10/5/17 , edited 10/5/17
granted but it gives me extra pounds

I wish I had blue eyes !
Posted 10/5/17 , edited 10/5/17
Granted but your blue eyes will make you go blind at some point

I wish this thread will end!
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42 / M / California
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Posted 10/8/17 , edited 10/9/17
Granted, but then you woke up only to find out this trend ended in your dream

I wish all streaming services were free
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