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Posted 10/9/17 , edited 10/9/17
Granted, but you contract a disease that makes you blind and deaf.

I wish for an NA Kancolle android version
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Posted 10/10/17 , edited 10/11/17
Granted, a T-Mobile G1 (aka the HTC Dream) with a Kancolle theme case

I wish the user below would live a happy healthy life
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41 / M / NJ
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Posted 10/10/17 , edited 10/11/17
Granted: user dies of boredom

I wish I can drink a glass of the world's rarest bourbon
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Posted 10/10/17 , edited 10/11/17
Granted: too bad it vaporized last night at a California winery in Sonoma county

I wish I owned Time of Eve coffee bar
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Posted 10/11/17 , edited 10/11/17
Granted, you are arrested shortly after taking ownership of the bar on money laundering charges. Narco-terrorist were using the bar as a front for laundering money.

I wish we could have robots like C-3PO, that would never turn evil against humans
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Posted 10/18/17 , edited 10/18/17
granted but you will suffer from acne your entire life



i wish for world peace
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Posted 10/18/17 , edited 10/18/17
Granted, here he is:

I wish summerbeat could come up with new and innovative posts
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Posted 10/18/17 , edited 10/18/17
Granted, summerbeat now posts highly original content. Unfortunately, she is also very salty and spends all her time reporting and bickering with other users.

I wish something exciting would happen so that I would be less bored right now.
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Posted 11/12/17 , edited 11/12/17
Granted, you are now the most wanted person on the planet for the 30 hideous crimes you have committed


I wish to have Aquaman's powers
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Posted 11/12/17 , edited 11/12/17
Granted. You can now breathe underwater and whatnot. You decide to live in the ocean. Unfortunately, one day you swim into the net of some shady Chinese fishermen who know all your weaknesses. You're sold to a Chinese restaurant. Once you enter the restaurant, you never walk out again...

I wish rocks could speak.
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Posted 11/12/17 , edited 11/12/17
Granted! But every rock is screaming at you to end their suffering for they lived on this earth since the beginning & have lost their minds

I wish that chickens would cross the road like people.
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Posted 11/12/17 , edited 11/12/17
Granted- the price of shoes skyrocket

I wish i had new socks every second.
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Posted 11/12/17 , edited 11/12/17
granted: You now have 86,400 socks every day.

I wish I had a loyal loving friend
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Posted 11/14/17 , edited 11/14/17
Granted, your loyal friend developes a dangerous obsession with and ends up killing you, taking over your life, and becomes a better you

I wish that Gundams were real
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Posted 11/14/17 , edited 11/14/17
Granted. They step on your house by accident.

I wish I had a sandwich right now.
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