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Post Reply **Corrupted Wish
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Posted 5/6/18 , edited 5/6/18
Granted! Your voyage lasts all of thirty-two seconds before you are blown up by Martians.

I wish to be more decisive.
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Wish granted! You one day get lost in a forest and decide quickly to eat the first normal-looking plant you see. Unfortunately that's the plant that turns anyone who eats it into a magpie.

I wish to sing onstage alongside my favorite singer, Akiko Shikata!
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Wish granted! But you have strep throat on the day of the concert.

I wish for perfect health.
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Posted 5/6/18 , edited 5/6/18
Your wish is now granted, though with the request for excellence health your family and all surfaces you touch will change to stone.

I demand for the wish of the sky becoming Yellow to be a reality, now please. c:
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Posted 5/6/18 , edited 5/6/18
Granted. The sky is now yellow due to extremely high levels of toxic pollution.

I wish my cats could use human speech.
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Posted 5/6/18 , edited 5/6/18
Wish granted! Your cats boss you around a lot, and it's annoying. On the plus side they tell you how important you are to them too.

I wish I owned Destiny Ninja 2, my favorite visual novel app. I have so many wonderful ideas for stories and events...
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Posted 5/7/18 , edited 5/7/18
Granted but you get writer's block as soon as you own it.

I wish Africa by Toto played through every speaker worldwide for three days straight.
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Granted, this is the event I use to spark the revolution. We quickly take over with our maxim, 'Death to all who oppose us!' My brutal, genocidal monarchy shall reign over the Earth for a thousand years seeped in decadence and blood. Long live the camay1997 empire! Your wish is the cause of the most horrible period in human history. Never before had the world know the likes the depravity unleashed after Africa by Toto played through every speaker worldwide for three days straight.

I wish every CR user would join my cult and worship me as their charismatic leader
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Be it so! We all worship you and are drawn to seek you out in person and bask in your divine aura, even unto the ends of the earth. Unfortunately, we are all overcome by uncontrollable, extremely loud and stenchful flatulence whenever we are in your presence. We also drool.

I wish I could live and breathe under water.
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Posted 5/7/18 , edited 5/7/18
Your wish is granted madam, only for the constant pollution from mankind hinders you from enjoying your experience in the water!

I request the wish to lead an army of dogs and pigs to fulfill my dream to conquer Canada be a reality!


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Congratulations your wish is granted, you are now Snowball in Canada's very own Animal Farm scenario.
Enjoy the milkbone undies.






I wish for a day of warmth.
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Posted 5/7/18 , edited 5/7/18
Granted. The sun decides to expand about 8 billion years early and envelopes earth, wear sunscreen!

I wish for an uncorruptible wish
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Posted 5/7/18 , edited 5/7/18
Granted but your wish is so pure it's a danger to everyone.

I wish for a bottle of Crown Royal Vanilla.
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Posted 5/7/18 , edited 5/8/18
Wish granted! For some reason it tastes like a fruit you hate.

I wish I was a Cardcaptor.
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Posted 5/7/18 , edited 5/8/18
Your wish will be granted madam, but during your transition you self-destruct and caused a bright light to blind many pedestrians.

I request for the next respondent to be my servant for a maximum of seventy-two years to be a reality!

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