First  Prev  1  2  Next  Last
Number+Sentence
Posted 6/14/09
rules:
just follow through and in the end you get a funny sentence only for you ;D


Pick a number you like to put with you sentence


1---- i through at
2----i ate
3---- i punched
4---- i sang for
5---- i fall inlove by
6---- i killed
7---- i gave my phone number to
8---- i have a date with
9---- i danced with
10--- i hugged
11--- i married with
12--- i kissed

Pick the day of the month you born:

1------- a homeless
2------- your maid
3------- a banana
4------- a forke
5------- a mexican
6------- a gangster
7------- a ninja
8------- an ipod
9------- the bf/gf of my best friend
10------ a bull
11------ my dog
12------ my dad
13------ my computer
14------ mu science teacher
15------ my socks
16------ myself
17------ a cola
18------ a llama
19------ a onion
20------ a stuffed animal
21------ a permanent pen
22------ a cop
23------ a book
24------ a futeball ball
25------ my shrink
26------ my neigboor
27------ my bed
28------ a futeball player
29------ a dvd player
30------ a paper clip
31------ a cellphone

Pick the color of the shirt youre using now:

white------ because i was high.
black------- because i was drunked.
pink -------- because im GAY.
Red---- because i hear those voices.
blue-------- because i cant control myself.
green------- because i hate myself.
purple-------- because im naaaaked xD.
grey------- because i want to.
yellow----- because someone offered me $1.000.000.
colorfull---- because im CRWAAiZEH.
orange----- because i hate my family.
other------- i dont know ...
NO shirt-- because was hot and i was nervous!
31667 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / M / Schlaraffenland
Offline
Posted 6/14/09
i punched a gangster because i was high
67883 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
26 / M / Norway
Offline
Posted 6/14/09
I kissed your maid because I'm naaaaked.
Posted 6/14/09
i gave my phone number to a gangster because i was drunk
34454 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
Canada
Offline
Posted 6/14/09
I punched a homeless because I was high
13467 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
24 / F / Far away from you
Offline
Posted 6/14/09
I danced with a banana because I hear those voices.
54331 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
23 / F / Under your skin.
Offline
Posted 6/14/09
i ate a banana because i can't control myself.
7583 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
F
Offline
Posted 6/14/09
I ate your maid because I wanted to.



Posted 6/14/09
i have a date with a onion because i cant control myself.
70 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
29 / F / ksa
Offline
Posted 6/14/09
i sang for my self because iwant to
Posted 6/15/09
i fall inlove by a banana because someone offered me $1.000.000.
Posted 9/19/09
i gave my phone number to my dog because i was high
169462 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
F / Antique bookshop
Offline
Posted 9/19/09
i danced with a cop because i heard those voices
2030 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / M / Toronto, Ontario
Offline
Posted 9/19/09
I killed my computer because I want(ed) to.
2874 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
F / in the mirror
Offline
Posted 9/19/09
i killed a bull because i want to.

First  Prev  1  2  Next  Last
You must be logged in to post.