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Guys: Guide to getting any girl you want. Guaranteed
Posted 6/15/09
Any girl you want.
In three easy steps.
Guaranteed!

1. Make urself as "cute" as possible:

You'll get more being cute than hot..
so get a cool trendy haircut every1s wearing, get a magazine if u need an idea..
Of whatever style shes into: Rocker, street, emo, geek, ect.
and get the pimples off your face and your good.

2. Have at least a little bitta cash

A girl wont stay with you long if your broke...she'll say she will...but she
only will until someone with more cash comes around...then it'll be
"you just dont understand me anymore". Lol. Stay around her social status
and your cool, if you know she makes more $ than you, its best to either not tell her
how much you make or lie. I know it sounds bad, but we live in a bad world.

3. Dress nicely, and dont be a jerk

Don't have an extreme personality...then you'll have to find sum1 weird like you...might take a while..
Instead have a moderate, chill kinda vibe, but be able to be funny. Other than that just dress well, and
if you need help again get a magazine. So dress well, dont be jerk n your fine.

Thats IT!

Basically most women are pretty easy, because generally there pretty material and superficial
They're not as complicated as they would want you to think..
Be cute, have a little $, dress nicely and dont be a jerk and your in.
Most women are opportunists and are not intrested in whats best for them,
but what looks the coolest from what they read or learn on tv and from friends :D
whatevers the best option at the moment..
So make urself look like their best opportunity and your in. Guaranteed

Its so easy its boring....Now you have the secret.

note: To be fair this may not apply completely to about 9% of girls..
a good way to check is too see if shes willing to get with you kinda
worming around her parents or close family...if so your in.




Now girls are going to reply negatively obviously...
they dont want to appear simple and shallow
they'll say "those things dont matter", and "thats not how you can get me.."
and that its really just about a "connection" or "chemistry" Lol
Ignore it. Trust me, you'll be fine.
And any guys who attack these ideas are just trying
to look good and "sensitive" for the girls..
Lol there knight in shining armor to save them from the bad guy (me)
I'll take one for the team ;)

Later!
Posted 6/15/09 , edited 6/15/09
I'll just stick to my own way, thanks.

By the way, Not to seem like im flaming but , isnt that generalization? one cannot tell all girls wants.
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Posted 6/15/09
Yes, because every girl is the same.


Really.



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This is the dumbest thread about dating/relationships yet to be made on CR.

1st - Making yourself cute, and doing yourself up for a first date is a bad idea. Don't give her the fake impression of yourself. Dress how you always dress around friends, and what not. If you dress nice the first date, she's going to expect that later on and if you don't normally do that, you're going to lead her on which will eventually lead to a break up or arguments.

2nd - This one is somewhat true, but you don't have to be rich or anything. Girls want equality, so give them just that. Make them pay for half of what ever you do. For you to judge a girl by the amount of money she has / social status is total bull shit too.

3rd.

Don't have an extreme personality...then you'll have to find sum1 weird like you...might take a while..
Instead have a moderate, chill kinda vibe, but be able to be funny. Other than that just dress well, and
if you need help again get a magazine. So dress well, dont be jerk n your fine.

Weird is PERFECTLY fine, don't change how you are just so you can follow these dumb idiotic "rules" Don't abide by what the media says is socially correct by going to a magazine and dressing and looking how they do. Just BE YOURSELF.

Imo, even though it's being hypocritical. I would never take "dating advice" from an 18 year old over the internet.
Posted 6/15/09
Lol the "heros" r showing up faster than I thought lol.
Posted 6/15/09

spensaur wrote:

This is the dumbest thread about dating/relationships yet to be made on CR.

1st - Making yourself cute, and doing yourself up for a first date is a bad idea. Don't give her the fake impression of yourself. Dress how you always dress around friends, and what not. If you dress nice the first date, she's going to expect that later on and if you don't normally do that, you're going to lead her on which will eventually lead to a break up or arguments.

2nd - This one is somewhat true, but you don't have to be rich or anything. Girls want equality, so give them just that. Make them pay for half of what ever you do. For you to judge a girl by the amount of money she has / social status is total bull shit too.

3rd.

Don't have an extreme personality...then you'll have to find sum1 weird like you...might take a while..
Instead have a moderate, chill kinda vibe, but be able to be funny. Other than that just dress well, and
if you need help again get a magazine. So dress well, dont be jerk n your fine.

Weird is PERFECTLY fine, don't change how you are just so you can follow these dumb idiotic "rules" Don't abide by what the media says is socially correct by going to a magazine and dressing and looking how they do. Just BE YOURSELF.

Imo, even though it's being hypocritical. I would never take "dating advice" from an 18 year old over the internet.


Posted 6/15/09

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Lol the "heros" r showing up faster than I thought lol.


Forum goers like to disprove theories.
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Posted 6/15/09
You know, if you need advice from this forum, on how to get a girl, you're pretty much screwed.

Posted 6/15/09

marumo-kun wrote:


-Turbo- wrote:

Lol the "heros" r showing up faster than I thought lol.


Forum goers like to disprove theories.


Lol I know I just didnt expect it so soon hahah
but every1's an expert so hey
Posted 6/15/09 , edited 6/15/09

-Turbo- wrote:


marumo-kun wrote:


-Turbo- wrote:

Lol the "heros" r showing up faster than I thought lol.


Forum goers like to disprove theories.


Lol I know I just didnt expect it so soon hahah
but every1's an expert so hey


No, I can see their point of view. Not All Girls are the same and they aren't All After money. But i will say good attempt.
Oh and you shouldn't tell Some of the nerds on here (not saying im not one of them) They'll post there 'genius' Skillz.
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Posted 6/15/09 , edited 6/15/09

marumo-kun wrote:


-Turbo- wrote:

Lol the "heros" r showing up faster than I thought lol.


Forum goers like to disprove theories.


This isn't a theory at all.

A hypothesis that has undergone some sort of testing by several methods, and in which a higher degree of certainty may be placed.
Posted 6/15/09

spensaur wrote:


marumo-kun wrote:


-Turbo- wrote:

Lol the "heros" r showing up faster than I thought lol.


Forum goers like to disprove theories.


This isn't a theory at all.

A hypothesis that has undergone some sort of testing by several methods, and in which a higher degree of certainty may be placed.


True, Rather forum goers like to disprove posts in general since of some mistake or another.
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Posted 6/15/09
stupidity never cease to go deeper and deeper...
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Posted 6/15/09

marumo-kun wrote:


spensaur wrote:


marumo-kun wrote:


-Turbo- wrote:

Lol the "heros" r showing up faster than I thought lol.


Forum goers like to disprove theories.


This isn't a theory at all.

A hypothesis that has undergone some sort of testing by several methods, and in which a higher degree of certainty may be placed.


True, Rather forum goers like to disprove posts in general since of some mistake or another.


He also posted in red "GUARANTEED" it's like some type of shitty infomercial trying to sell his bullshit to the masses with his 18 years of wisdom.
Posted 6/15/09

spensaur wrote:


marumo-kun wrote:


spensaur wrote:


marumo-kun wrote:


-Turbo- wrote:

Lol the "heros" r showing up faster than I thought lol.


Forum goers like to disprove theories.


This isn't a theory at all.

A hypothesis that has undergone some sort of testing by several methods, and in which a higher degree of certainty may be placed.


True, Rather forum goers like to disprove posts in general since of some mistake or another.


He also posted in red "GUARANTEED" it's like some type of shitty infomercial trying to sell his bullshit to the masses with his 18 years of wisdom.


He should write a book. People would be all over that shit.
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