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How often do you fart in a day?
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Posted 6/19/09
I cut an Irish Rose whenever I pass an asshole I dont like, that way they breath up all the fartxygen.
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Posted 6/19/09

-Turbo-

do you have nothing better to do than try and pick a fight
speak to me like a person or dont bother quoting me


I have no clue how she's trying to pick a fight with you.
Instead of her speaking to you like a person, you should try to get some common sense and think of girls as people to.
We're not magical nymphs or faeries that don't have to release the byproducts of our NATURAL digestion process.
All mammals "fart". Hopefully you can realize that your girlfriend can fart, and she positively does.


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Posted 6/19/09
i dont fart but i do pass gas
Posted 6/19/09 , edited 6/19/09

Mokani wrote:


-Turbo-

do you have nothing better to do than try and pick a fight
speak to me like a person or dont bother quoting me


I have no clue how she's trying to pick a fight with you.
Instead of her speaking to you like a person, you should try to get some common sense and think of girls as people to.
We're not magical nymphs or faeries that don't have to release the byproducts of our NATURAL digestion process.
All mammals "fart". Hopefully you can realize that your girlfriend can fart, and she positively does.




Oh gawd everything I say is like such a big deal, am I the most intresting person on cr?
Im not denying girls being human, Im saying don't do it around me
its gross and I'll have to dump you...am I not entitled to my opinion?

Its not ladylike back in the olden days mothers raised their daughters
to not b gross and to even #2 while the showers going when there married
it not ladylike to even talk about it like you people are...gross

Im saying be a lady...Im a guy so I shouldn't have to be the one to teach people that
Be a lady if you want a gentlemen, but if u want a loser then by all means do what u like...
Posted 6/19/09 , edited 6/19/09


I'm not trying to pick a fight, I'm just pointing out what's obvious. You are immature, and if that offends you than there are way worst things that I could call you.
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Posted 6/19/09

-Turbo- wrote:


Gaia93 wrote:


-Turbo- wrote:

gross I like to believe girls dont do that
my wifes gona have 2 hide it otherwise its divorce


Girls are human, too. They fart.
And they're not at all feminine and dainty as they appear, either. We just do that as a front for you men. Living in a house with 7 other women and 3 other girls has taught me that.


gross well in my head girls dont do that
if im dating a girl n she does it its over


then you're never gonna get yourself a real girlfriend.
Posted 6/19/09

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I'm not trying to pick a fight, I'm just pointing out what's obvious. You are immature, and if that offends you than there are way worst things that I could call you.


Yeah because name calling and internet arguing is super mature >_>
Anyway next time you don't like something I say feel free to ignore
it and not quote me. Thats the mature thing to do. Thanks.
Posted 6/19/09
lol Gaia93, you should be a politician or a lawyer you make great compelling arguments
Posted 6/19/09

chrome_mist wrote:


-Turbo- wrote:


Gaia93 wrote:


-Turbo- wrote:

gross I like to believe girls dont do that
my wifes gona have 2 hide it otherwise its divorce


Girls are human, too. They fart.
And they're not at all feminine and dainty as they appear, either. We just do that as a front for you men. Living in a house with 7 other women and 3 other girls has taught me that.


gross well in my head girls dont do that
if im dating a girl n she does it its over


then you're never gonna get yourself a real girlfriend.


If by real you mean gross then yeah your right.
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Posted 6/19/09
should change the topic to when you fart does your fart make noise or the silence but deadly fart
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Posted 6/19/09 , edited 6/19/09

-Turbo-

Oh gawd everything I say is like such a big deal, am I the most intresting person on cr?
Im not denying girls being human, Im saying don't do it around me
its gross and I'll have to dump you...am I not entitled to my opinion?

Its not ladylike back in the olden days mothers raised their daughters
to not b gross and to even #2 while the showers going when there married
it not ladylike to even talk about it like you people are...gross

Im saying be a lady...Im a guy so I shouldn't have to be the one to teach people that
Be a lady if you want a gentlemen, but if u want a loser then by all means do what u like...


Well, it was quite interesting, well your view on things I mean. I agree that it's good to be ladylike, and by all means I'm sorry If I got the wrong impression of you thinking women are not people. Ehh, I've never heard of anyone " doing number 2 " in the shower, even if they weren't married. My view and your view are probably different about speaking about it in public, I think its totally fine, because it helps others understand its natural for your body to do this, and I know some people, who strangely enough, do not know this.

I think talking about flatulence does not mean you're not lady like. In the past, it was probably un lady like, but by now, most people should know that it's not gross to talk about it. And once again views differ, because I don't think you have to be lady like, and not talk about gross things at all to get a gentleman. Anyhow, now a days there's almost no such thing like the gentlemen in the past. Currently most people's views on gentlemen are men who are kind and helpful. Pretty much every man and woman talks about "gross" stuff once in their life, even in front of the opposite gender. I also don't understand how talking about flatulence can get me a "loser". Women can get gentlemen if the man likes their personality.

It's more diverse now a days, and to get a gentleman you don't always have to be a "lady", and to get a lady you don't always have to be a "gentleman".

Personally I think all men and women who are grossed out by natural things are fake.

Once again, sorry about before, and I respect your opinion. Hopefully you can respect mine.
Posted 6/19/09 , edited 6/19/09

-Turbo- wrote:


Gaia93 wrote:



I'm not trying to pick a fight, I'm just pointing out what's obvious. You are immature, and if that offends you than there are way worst things that I could call you.


Yeah because name calling and internet arguing is super mature >_>
Anyway next time you don't like something I say feel free to ignore
it and not quote me. Thats the mature thing to do. Thanks.


You’re 18-years-old, fucking act like it. Any child with a brain can say everybody farts, but obviously by your spelling and grammar you don’t have one, right? A brain that is.

I'm not going to clench by ass because it's "unladylike" or "gross". If it comes out, get some air freshener, open a window, laugh about it, and get the hell over it. If you even do get a girlfriend, I can't say what she'll see in you.
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Posted 6/19/09
Uuuh, I usually let it out as quietly as I can around people I'm not comfortable with.
If it's like a family member or someone I'm close with they couldn't care less. As long as it doesn't smell bad.
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75 / M
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Posted 6/19/09
Turbo you already lost the arguement. Look who you agrueing against ( 2 women) just give up man.
Posted 6/19/09
^ i agree
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