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The Ecstasy Condom is Bunk
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Posted 6/23/09 , edited 6/23/09
So you want to buy some condoms, right? You head out to the store, spend like 5 awkward minutes in front of other people just pondering over the ridiculous amount of condom types out there. Then you try to go with what is familiar...

BAM! There are the Trojans. You can't go wrong with the biggest name in condoms- or can you?

Maybe you've seen the new advertisements everywhere about that new Ecstasy line, or maybe you have no idea what I'm talking about. So this one's for you, unwary consumer person.

DO NOT BUY THOSE CONDOMS. They will ruin your day; plain and simple. I can't describe how mad I was at these things. I spent $17 on a package of ten Ecstasies, and it was the worst investment ever.

First of all, the design is stupid. The condom looks like a torpedo, and guess what- it doesn't fit. When you put it on, it droops like a plastic grocery bag. The worst part is that it is WAY TOO BIG. And I don't even know why they have Magnum sizes in Ecstasy; unless elephants and whales are practicing safe sex now. No girl would want to be around anything that could get close to filling that thing.

Even if you try to improvise: girls don't like the way this condom looks. Don't even bother because it will probably come off before you are ready for it to, and maybe I'm wrong- but there isn't a whole lot of ecstasy in trying to keep a trash bag on a candlestick while trying to crack a safe and go for the gold.


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fail blog



NO U!
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Hey, somebody thank me for this valuable information.
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Posted 6/23/09
ROFLMAO
thank you? lol ^^
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fail blog
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um...i dont know....I dont think there too big
I tried em, n me and the girl had a great time
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Uhh...thanks for sharing the information?
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O_O Good thing I'm not a guy. I just use pills so I don't have to deal with that kind of stuff =__=;
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Go Durex ;D
Posted 6/23/09
Uhh, Should i report this or just continue laughing?
Posted 6/23/09
^ is it your childhood dream to be a crunchyroll mod or something lol
Posted 6/23/09
Um, thanks. Now when I finally have sex, I can tell my dude what to buy.
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thanks a lot! it's very informative xDD

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i see i see
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thank you for the information. =_=
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-Turbo- wrote:

^ is it your childhood dream to be a crunchyroll mod or something lol


No.

I just have nothing better to do.
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