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Posted 8/19/09

silverwingedsun wrote:


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deadly acupuncture


What does that mean?...it sounds cool


Acupuncture is technique of inserting and manipulating fine filiform needles into specific points on the body to relieve pain or for therapeutic purposes, traditional Chinese medicine. used wrong well.....


Now on to your painful death...by Black Oleander Tea

We go to a have a lovely gothic afternoon tea in my conservatory. As we wait for the tea cart, I offer to show you around. I show you many of many different flowers. Black roses, lilies, orchids, and tulips. Then I tell you I have a new flower that has just bloomed and you must see it. I take you farther back into the conservatory. There I show you a rather simple, little, black flower. You roll your eyes. I tell you its a black oleander, you admire it politely. I notice, smile and suggest going back to have refreshments. When we arrive my maid is waiting for us. We sit, you admire my new china set done in black lilies, my maid pours us our tea, and offers us a selection of tempting treats. As I dally in choosing one of them you look longingly at your plate. I laugh, tell you I can't decide, so start with out me. You begin, you try the tea. You marvel aloud at is flavor and fragrance. You drink more. I chose two strawberry and mint treats. I look over at you to see how you are enjoying your tea, you are on your third cup. I smile pleasantly at you and ask if you ever had the like of it in your life. You reply that you haven't. I tell you that you wont ever again. That is when you start to feel funny. My maid rushes over to see what her orders are. I tell her to tie you to your chair. And the next thing you know your tied up and feeling awful. I begin eating my strawberries and ask you if you know what your tea is called. But alas you can not answer for the gag in your mouth. I smile and you know that little black flowers you though look rather silly? That is a natural occurring poison, the best poisons it seems are what nature provides, and now I have it in black. Let me think the reactions to this plant are nausea and vomiting, excess salivation, abdominal pain, diarrhea that may or may not contain blood, and colic. Doesn't that sound lovely? You will have a irregular heart rate, sometimes your heart will just suddenly start racing, then slows to below normal rate. That will happen when ever it feels like as well. Your heart will also beat erratically with no sign of a specific rhythm. Your toes and fingers will become pale and cold due to your now odd circulation. You might also feel drowsy from time to time, the muscles in your body will spasm, you will have seizures, eventually you will have a complete collapse, and then slip into a brief coma that leads to your death. Don't worry about this mess. Or your body for that matter. The best plant food for my flowers is your body. I though they had been doing poorly the sad things. And well here you are. Oh the poison wont here my little beauties, its all natural. When your deal my maid here will cut you up. That actually her hobby, that's how I found her. When she is done we will spread you around all nice like. I eat more, yum, will have to give my chief a raise. I mention to my maid as she waits for you to die. I offer her a chair and tell her she might want to have a little something so she has plenty of strength to cut you up. I smile and tell you both that I know I will need my strength to settle your pieces fairly among my flowers. She giggles and agrees. I look over at you as I finish my treat. I will need to change so it is a pity that I can't see you die personally. But I mustn't get my gown messy. Don't look so anxious and concerned you will live on in my flowers. See you later. I sweep out of the room humming. That's the last time I saw you alive.


(so mean not sharing the hot chocolate and biscuits!)


Hmmm but I don't like tea, or coffee. That's why I said hot chocolate. I'm a fussy eater and drinker.

You turn...

We are walking along a route in a forest, it's drizzling a little so we didn't bother with umbrellas. I show you some rabbits that were born recently, but their parents were dead. A life for a life. Suddenly I prod a pressure point to make u fall unconcious. I take out my famous flask of hot chocolate and pour it in to a tea pot which was in my back pack. I then take out two china cups and set them out neatly. I pour myself a cup as I waited for u to wake up. When you did, you were bound by metal chains.

"You know that you should never gag someone." I explain "Because you hav to miss the beautiful high pitches that come from their mouths." I laugh delicately. "Now I'm not sure about you and all, but I hav strong memories of my last life and you were involved. I just had to pay you back the favour, but would u like some hot chocolate before we begin" You shake your head think that it's probably poisoned.

"What a shame, well here it is anyway," I pour the scoulding liquid on to you exposed stomach. I then start a fire, getting out a metal rod and heat it up in the flame.

"I didn't think the hot chocolate would warm you up enough, it is kind of wet and cold." I stick the rod on to your cheek and repeat with the other side. I reheat it and burn all over you body, from your toe too your forehead. I then smile and note that you look a lot warmer then you were before.

"You sing very sweetly but you need to be louder" I observe, I get a rusty clamp and take out your teeth slowly for more pain and yet quick enough so you won't hav time to recover. "They block the noise now," I mumble. Getting a rusty knife I start drawing deep patterns on your skin before getting bored and begin writing a short story in your skin. After I finished a got three equally rusty needles. I turned you on to your back and inspected the patterns and burns I had done earlier, I grinned in satisfaction. Turning your back round I pinned your eyelids to your eyebrows with two of the needles and then began prodding your eyes with the third. I then get a (again rusty) scoop and take your eyeballs out after 3 hours of prodding your eyes.I cut of your nose and your earlobes so that you can still here me with the knife. I then force feed you a pill.

"Now this is my favourite pill in the world. It disolves in your stomach and then gradualy freezes your cells one by one. It's said to be the second most painful thing in the world. Yes even more painful then pregnancy. A cracked themer bone is the worst pain possible. But I think that's debateable. Lets see," I got a sledgehammer and hit your themer bone three times which made it shatter. Your screams were getting louder by the minuite.

"Yep, a cracked themur bone is definatly the worst. Anyway, after all you cells are frozen you die. That's why your arms and legs are still intacts so it'll take longer." After 8 hours of you screaming and crying and begging. You die. I sigh "Next time, you should except the hot chocolate," I pick up a biscuit and dunk it in the cup "But sadly I wouldn't hav offered you a buscuit." I cut off your head and take it home to put in the room with all the other heads.
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Posted 8/19/09
I send you poisoned iced chocolate doughnuts. (sorry I have homework, evil college, only start monday)
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Rib Then Cut Again Then Throw On Street And Bring A Lorry Crash Ur Bones
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Posted 8/21/09
As you are taking a shower, the water stops and out comes acid. Your sliding door wont open in your shower. Your trapped. The acid is melting you into a weird pile of goo. Great fertilizer for my plants.
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Throw Out Of Cliff And I Hold Ur Hand

And U Beg Me To Help U , But I Say Sorry It's Ur Death Then Get Back My Hand And Let U Throw Down
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Posted 8/21/09 , edited 8/21/09
always wanted to try a wooden spoon out on someone
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Push Over CLiff
Posted 8/31/09 , edited 9/1/09
become that preson friend when i really hate them let them come over 4 dinner give them a drug for they can get dizzyn faint. tie them up and if they have a love one i woud get tha preson drug them go back to my house by the time iam back that preson that tied up woud be awake then i kill the preson they love by cutting off one of their arms and pull out the eyeball tie them in a seat and get this thing that like a huge neckace that has knifes on them and then let them wacht after i kill the one that i had tried up b4 then i cut the preson fingers off one by one then spry any kinda spy that has poisin in it. i cut up their legs cut their face up then let my kiler dogs come in and eat them while i wacht them n while iam eating when iam done i will clean the dogs off and set the hous on fire then move somewhere with the dogs n do it again
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Poke Ur Eyes ...The n Stab U More Than Once Then Pull U When I Walking On Streets

And Cook U And Eat U
Posted 9/1/09
shoot u in the arms n legs cut your neck let u bleed but needels all over your face n in your eye ball n then u will die 4 loseing so much blood
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Bite Strongly Then Force U To Kiss An Ugly Man
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Posted 9/5/09
I would drug your tea, making you look like you were dead. I would then hold a very elaborate funeral. I would gather your friends and family. We would all say lovely things about you. Then bury you under a tree. When the drug wears off, you find yourself in a coffin. You panic and try to escape. You rake your nails on the lining and on the underside of the lid, bloodying them. You try lifting the the top once you the pain calms you. But you can't due to 6 feet of soil keeping the lid down. You soon run out of air, go unconscious, and then die.
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Kiss Ur Bf In Front Of U XD
Posted 9/6/09

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Bite Strongly Then Force U To Kiss An Ugly Man


kills the guy n make u eat him then cut your arms off
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Posted 9/7/09
hanged, drawn and quartered (sorry watched Braveheart last night)
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