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Why the human race is doomed through stupidity
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Posted 5/18/07
It made me laugh. Thanks for sharing. :]

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Posted 5/18/07
Funny Sentences found on the World Wide Web
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=3338?
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Posted 5/18/07
I guess it's because our world is slowly adapting to democracy with little education. haha
Posted 5/18/07
Those questions are funny. They are great topics for stand-up comedians.
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Posted 5/18/07
^ He didn't create it. He just copied and pasted it from the internets.
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27 / M / Ontario
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ya besacly ...DAAA
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Posted 5/18/07
thats really funny
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Posted 5/18/07
ok there is no need to quote the opening post, especially if it is that long

*Edits*
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Hey mauz, I was thinking... some of these statements are very paradoxical... in fact many of them can go under Jorlwind's thread about paradoxical statements.
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Posted 5/18/07
are you suggesting this should be locked?

Edit to below: I guess we could post some of them on Jorlwind's thread!
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^ I really don't know... it seems like a thread to cheer people up... I guess the paradoxical thread just popped in my head when I was reading the first post.

But I guess the topic is still valid... :P

EDIT: I agree. I kinda miss that thread too.

Back to topic:

A planter's peanut can has the following inscription on the bottom: "CAUTION: may contain peanuts"

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Oh, I noticed that with the mascara, it's out of concentration, because you don't want to mess up, but I can do it with my lips closed, which I'm glad about because it does look stupid

Hmm, how come people always have a crush on the ones ignoring them, but ignore the ones with a crush on them?
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30 / M / Japan
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This one boggled me for a while:

Found on a McDonald's Coffee Styrofoam cup: "CAUTION: Contents are hot"

I always though... well, duh... but then I found out there was a law suit filed against McDonalds where the complainant said they didn't tell him that it was hot, and it spilled on him when he was driving in traffic, and the heat almost caused him to swerve off road, or something like that...

jeez...
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I can't put mascara with my mouth closed D: It's because of lack of training!
I use mascara maybe once a year, since there is no mind coloring your eyelashes just to notice it's raining or dampy outside and get nice, poured makeup after walking/cycling out there for 3km xD *is trying to explain herself*

Deep thoughts you got there ;P
They made me seriously laugh! *is still smiling*


ahojcookie wrote:

Hmm, how come people always have a crush on the ones ignoring them, but ignore the ones with a crush on them?



It's the law of nature.
It's far more intersting I guess.. maybe..
Actually it would be more sensible to have a crush on somebody who has a crush on you.
This is just one of those things.
People want to make it as stupid as they can xD
Unconsciously!
Posted 5/18/07

rrfloresusmc wrote:

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Hope this made you smile. =D

*Edited by mauz15



Those two are funny things. I've noticed that when I go on an airplane. As for the swefdish chain saw thing... @_@ That's all I got to say.

I think the human race is getting dummier becasue if the idiot box a.k.a the TV.
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