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Why the human race is doomed through stupidity
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Posted 5/19/07
HAHA that is so true...i wunder how we have survived this long lol
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Posted 5/20/07
haha these are so funny but a bit sad how stupid we're all getting...
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Posted 5/20/07
LMAO, these made me crack up xPPPPPPPP
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Posted 5/20/07
We're doomed through stupidity because of people like the guy who made this stupid threat and talk shit about his own race...and doesn't do anything about it...
Posted 5/20/07
All those holiwood idots have done that for us. I'd like to see them work an honest job once in their life and actually be treated like everyone else.

I bet they couldn't with all that parting and what ever they do things. One would think with so much money they would spend it on education and helping others, sadly that isn't the case.

I can't wait to hear about it when those type of people get old like me and struggle with tasks that were easy when they were younger.
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rrfloresusmc wrote:

EVER WONDER...?
Why A 20oz "Coca-Cola" Product cost $1.09 (+tax) inside Wal-Mart, when you can get one out of the Vending Machine outside for $1.00 even?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (as opposed to "special" soap???)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Hope this made you smile. =D

*Edited by mauz15


hahahha only god can answer all the "why" in the world.
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Posted 2/17/08
Wars, idiots, and global warming.
Posted 2/17/08
Those were good.
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Posted 2/17/08
EVER WONDER...?
Why A 20oz "Coca-Cola" Product cost $1.09 (+tax) inside Wal-Mart, when you can get one out of the Vending Machine outside for $1.00 even?

-Because the sales idea of lessening a cent make it seem cheaper and a vending machine doesn't accept pennies.

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

-Because hair is made of dead cells with only pigment, sorta like when something fades over time, while skin actually gets fried over time sorta like bacon.

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

-Its not a matter of why they can't but the muscles in the eyebrows are partly connected to the jaw muscles, when one moves the other lessens tension and can move for a optimal range of coverage.

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

-Psychics are fake.

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

-Whoever decided what the word should be happened to make it that length.

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

-Everyone's proffesion can be mentioned as a practice, but medicine is the most popular.

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

-Because you can't stop something that hasn't started yet.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

-Not all lemon juice is artificial but some people prefer artificial flavor and its cheaper to make than to buy lemons. Also, citron from lemons can be used as a useful cleaner.

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

-Because someone decided that would be the name of that occupation.

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

-Because there are a mass of people rushing to get to a certain place at once, all causing traffic jams and in turn slowing everything down.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

-Probly because mouse has no certain flavor. Plus cats don't like mice just because of their flavor.

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

-Dogs do, duh, they can tell if the dog really likes that food if it tastes better.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

-Because God didn`t want him too.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

-To prevent the corpse from rotting from a disease.

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

-Because the airplane would weigh way too much to fly. That black box weighs a ton.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

-I don`t understand why they should.

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

-They are rooms of the same building that are individually owned apart from each other.

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

-No but good point.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

-Because that is where the airplane`s path ends.


Thus I have answered to the good of my ability.
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Posted 2/17/08

rrfloresusmc wrote:

EVER WONDER...?
Why A 20oz "Coca-Cola" Product cost $1.09 (+tax) inside Wal-Mart, when you can get one out of the Vending Machine outside for $1.00 even?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

------------------
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (as opposed to "special" soap???)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Hope this made you smile. =D

*Edited by mauz15


Woah thank god!
I thought I was the only erson who noticed these things.
Thank you for letting me know i'm not alone.

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Senta wrote:

All I have to say is:

DOWN WITH HUMANS!!! UP WITH LLAMAS!!!

Those are too true.


I once punched a llama in the face.
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Posted 2/17/08
Well, that was a very fun read and I thank you for them.
Posted 2/17/08
Yay! I smiled &wow, this is sooo* true huh?
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hehe. I was shocked when I found out that people are still reading this thread. =) I'm glad I could make everyone's day a little brighter.
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Posted 2/21/08

FatedEmperor wrote:

We're doomed through stupidity because of people like the guy who made this stupid threat and talk shit about his own race...and doesn't do anything about it...


xD i agree
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