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Woman's Farts Ground Plane.
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I SWEAR I'LL STOP FLOODING THE FORUM WITH TOPICS AFTER THIS. ;3;

A plane had to make an emergency landing - after a passenger struck a match to cover up the smell of her flatulence.


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A plane had to make an emergency landing - after a passenger struck a match to cover up the smell of her flatulence.

The American Airlines flight from Washington to Dallas, Texas, landed in Nashville when travellers smelled burning.

All 99 passengers and five crew were led off the aircraft and luggage was unloaded.

The plane was searched burnt matches were found under a seat, reports the Sun.

The woman, who lives near Dallas, admitted she struck the matches because she was embarrassed by the smell she was making.

The woman, who has not been named, was released without charge but was not allowed back on the jet.
Posted 7/13/09
wow how stupid can you get?
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Oh my. I thought matches weren't allowed on planes.
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.........what the....
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Dumber and dumber we get.. this is by far the best article so far today
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What's wrong with these kind of people?! -_-
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UUhh.. it's the airports fault. They should have done a better search. Matches and lighters aren't allowed on planes. At least not in aircanada
Posted 7/13/09
"The woman, who has not been named, was released without charge but was not allowed back on the jet." hahaha.. i wonder how bad the fart was that she was so embarrassed about
Posted 7/13/09
why do i come on this website...
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because of anime
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weird...
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Dumbass.
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Pathetic.
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Retard.
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It really tells you something that she managed to get matches passed airport security. I thought that by turning airlines over to the federal government we were supposed to be making it nearly impossible for anything like this to happen. What if she’d been a shoe bomber?
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