First  Prev  1  2  Next  Last
Post Reply Worshipping a Bishonen in Heaven
Member
23685 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
29 / F
Offline
Posted 12/27/07

OK, I'm not saying this as a definitive message, but you know, the children of God have sense of humour, like our Father, so think about it, it may make sense to you too ^__^ I shall present how I think God is in fact, a closet bishie!
---
I just had a cheesy revelation. Devils are ugly, they make people who they possess real ugly. Some youtube tapes show them so grotesque. They hide and all, but they are just ugly.

The Bible mentioned that Joseph and David were handsome in appearance, and both of them walked closely with God. He was there with Joseph:


Genesis 39:2
The LORD was with Joseph and he prospered, and he lived in the house of his Egyptian master. 3 When his master saw that the LORD was with him and that the LORD gave him success in everything he did, 4 Joseph found favor in his eyes and became his attendant.
...
6 Now Joseph was well-built and handsome, 7 and after a while his master's wife took notice of Joseph and said, "Come to bed with me!"


Now, if Joseph is only man, and Joseph only had the Lord with him, then it's God who had that effect on him. Notice that it says the Lord was with Joseph first, THEN the Lord's favour and success in the eyes of God and Man, and after that the bible used 'Now', only after all the above, then Joseph was handsome and well built!


1 Samuel 17:37
The LORD who delivered me from the paw of the lion and the paw of the bear will deliver me from the hand of this Philistine."
Saul said to David, "Go, and the LORD be with you."
...
Meanwhile, the Philistine (Goliath), with his shield bearer in front of him, kept coming closer to David. 42 He looked David over and saw that he was only a boy, ruddy and handsome, and he despised him.


Similarly, the Lord was with David, and he was handsome! Even the Devil hates beautiful things that are God-given. For if it was by birth, the devil won't have a problem with it. He hates everything of God. And if he was handsome by birth, why mention it? The Bible never mention things that are of no significance, like how many moles Saul had on his foot or something, not that I know hhahahahah. *cough*

So you see, the Lord was the key factor to true beauty from the inside, so much that it shines through in outer appearance. If God can heal skin diseases, like leprosy, what say he cannot make people look good?

And when you've seen Jesus, you've seen God! OMG! Jesus had so many people who followed him! Seriously, he just told the uncouth fishermen, Simon-Peter and Andrew his brother "Come follow me,..."


Matthew 4:18-20
18As Jesus was walking beside the Sea of Galilee, he saw two brothers, Simon called Peter and his brother Andrew. They were casting a net into the lake, for they were fishermen. 19"Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers of men." 20At once they left their nets and followed him.


AT ONCE they left! If some lame looking person approached you, and you don't even know who he is, would you follow? God must make Jesus really charismatic and handsome AHAHAHAHA for these fishermen to follow. They'll probably beat other people who approach them for disrupting their work.


Psalms 103:5 (Praise the Lord, O my soul) who satisfies your desires with good things
so that your youth is renewed like the eagle's.


And David says that God renews your youth like the eagles, so God is pro-youth.

Add everything together, and you get a bishie in heaven, our heavenly father, who is oh so mighty, and is young, and have a sense of humour, he takes care of everything for you, gives you a sense of security, gives you so much attention, gives you the best he has, in more amount than you can handle (12 basketful of bread and fish left - feeding of the 5000 men (not including their wives and loads of kids, prolly 20k people in total, and the net-breaking, load sinking, boat of fish for his disciples)), want to talk to you more than you want to talk to him, is with you all the time, listens to your troubles, takes care of problems for you, gives you peace, joy and happiness... etc etc Plus he makes his children handsome and goodlooking too!


Now isn't that the ideal boyfriend all girls want?

AHAHAHAHAHAahahahahaha.....
Posted 12/27/07
lol, but He is our God, how can He be a bishie? lol. But I get what you mean. There are a lot of girls who search for security through sex, and hopeless commitments that break off too soon. What's amazing is that we don't have to search for this kind of false security, because we have God. God gives us real security. We can always rely on Him.
Moderator
5694 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
F
Offline
Posted 12/27/07
lol!!!...^.^...not to mention bishie angels XD
Member
6928 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
24 / F / earth....soon, i'...
Offline
Posted 12/28/07
lol!^^ what more can we say?...He's AMAZING!^^
Member
25914 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F
Offline
Posted 12/29/07
lol!!! God is a bishie? well, i saw a manga version of his life. I think the title was "The Messiah" and the drawing of God there was handsome. even when He was already 30+. and all his disciples were pretty handsome too. lol!!! i get ur point.
Member
23685 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
29 / F
Offline
Posted 12/29/07
No, I'm serious! Think of God as a bishie, you'll love him MORE! Praise Him! If he's old and wrinkly, there's no point seriously.
Member
186 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
F / -
Offline
Posted 12/30/07
haha, i see you've thought this through for a while...

Member
1731 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
37 / F
Offline
Posted 12/30/07
Haha never thought of that but that means being a Bride of Christ is even better.
Member
17032 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F / In a house :O
Offline
Posted 12/30/07
I've never thought about that before. I'd always pictured him like they portray in movies; the man dressed in all white with a white beard and hair. But if you really think about it, like you have, it makes a lot of since. Everything that is of God is beautiful. Therefore, he himself would have to be beautiful. And he couldn't look like a huge old man because, let's face it...Old men aren't very handsome. ;>>

So yes, the #1 man in my life is definately a bishie. x3

Member
8059 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
27 / F / floating....away....
Offline
Posted 1/30/08
YES! so that means that Satan hates me couse i am so beautiful! yey! thank God!! i soo love You Lord!!! now i know that theres a reason why you made me soo beautiful!
Member
23685 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
29 / F
Offline
Posted 1/30/08
Oh, beware of that haha. Satan does beautify things, they are things that cause man to look upon himself with pride, which is exactly the thing that caused his fall.
Member
8059 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
27 / F / floating....away....
Offline
Posted 1/30/08

Faeleia wrote:

Oh, beware of that haha. Satan does beautify things, they are things that cause man to look upon himself with pride, which is exactly the thing that caused his fall.


hhhmmm.. did you really had to destroy that? lol... yeah i know... Lucifer was one of the best angels and God also made him beautiful but he became ugly... but still, i am happy that God made me in His image. i know im beautiful BECAUSE OF HIM and His love!! i just cant keep it inside.
Member
29234 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
26 / F / In a Quasar...O.o
Offline
Posted 1/30/08
Umm this may sound very noobish (and im not a noob) but what is a bishie?
Member
6647 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
26 / F / With my finace
Offline
Posted 1/31/08
A cute guy.

I really don't think Jesus looking like that would help his cause.
He wanted people to believe him not adore his looks. lol

Interesting theory though. :p
Member
1283 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
Everywhere you wa...
Offline
Posted 1/31/08
If god is real my theory is he looks like a Viking.
First  Prev  1  2  Next  Last
You must be logged in to post.