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Kid Drinks Gasoline to be More Like "Transformers"
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Posted 7/23/09
Shanghai Daily is reporting that a 14-year-old from Yibin in Sichuan, China has been drinking Gasoline for the last five years to become a “valiant fighter” like Optimus Prime. The youngster first saw the animated Transformers tv series when he was nine years old, and was so impressed that be “that he began drinking fuel on a daily basis to “obtain energy” and become a mighty warrior like the Transformers.”

The kids parents scolded the kid after he started smelling the gas in cigarette lighters, and later began to notice that the gasoline in their motorcycle had begin disappearing. They caught the kid in the act and locked the motorcycle away, but the boy started stealing gasoline from unsuspecting neighbors. After the parents learned that their child was drinking two or three bottles a day, they decided to take him to a hospital. The doctor explained to the boy that he would not gain supernatural strength, but instead now has mental disorders from the lead and a strong “gasoline dependence.”

“Since my son start to drink gas, his intelligence quotient dropped sharply and he couldn’t figure out addition and subtraction of sums within 100,” the father said. “Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he doesn’t know the answer of 7 plus 17.”

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Posted 7/23/09
ohhh man
i feel srry for this kid
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Posted 7/23/09
Oh man... that's just wrong.

People like that should be taught about the differences between Reality and Fantasy.
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Posted 7/23/09
What an idiot. He even drank it for five years? D: I wonder where the hell he got that idea.
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Posted 7/23/09
Good thing he didn't find any power ups. With all that gas he'd be playing in god mode.
Posted 7/23/09
wow o-o
Posted 7/23/09
Now that's just wrong. I know TV Cartoons and anime series can sometimes be really cool and all, but the line between fantasy and reality are two different things.

On another similar note, wouldn't gasoline taste disgusting? I know it's for Optimus Prime's sake, but why bother torturing himself?
Posted 7/23/09
=_=
this cant b real
Posted 7/23/09
so sad and stupid, parent didnt even know crap. hope he will recover
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Posted 7/23/09
For a smart boy who could repair the television, he sure was stupid to think that gas could give him super human strength and energy.
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Posted 7/23/09
Well.... If the boy used to be able to repair a TV and was very smart, then along the lines, he should've realized that drinking gasoline to gain powers is stupid and ineffective.
He's older than me by a year, and maybe when I was like 9 or ten
I would have already realized it already that it is stupid to drink gas.
Don't you think it's like drinking pee?
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Posted 7/23/09
^
It's safe to drink your urine. Urine is mostly made up of water. More like eating soap for 5 years..
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Posted 7/23/09
Well yeah it is, doctors say but, the thought of drinking gas is like the same as the thought of drinking pee hehe
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Posted 7/23/09
Don't tell me he's still alive?

And here I thought kids with dumb mentality would finally decrease.
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Posted 7/23/09
i pity that brat
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