Girl Impregnated by swimming pool
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The mother of a 13-year-old girl is suing a hotel after she said her daughter contracted a strange affliction from the swimming pool waters: a fetus.
The mother is requesting compensation from the owners of the Egyptian hotel for her daughter’s unexpected pregnancy on the grounds that there was stray sperm in the untreated pool water.
“The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case,” says one travel industry source.

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/0...swimming-pool/

The things people would do for money.... funny though
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Lol.. as they say... "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
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well.. poor young lady.. the sperm must be a tough one.. coz it could swim then make the young lady pregnant.. i dont know, i think the mother just taking it too serious.. maybe her daughter just having a sex with her bf, and not too dare to tell her mother.. i dont know.. i can't think of it.. im just babbling.. lol
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Well, I wasn't aware that sperm can survive in a pool, let alone impregnate a girl that, I'm pretty sure at the very least, had swimming pants on her. While I'm not sure if the mother actually gave birth to the child so she actually knows that... without forceful... "help" the sperm canNOT enter the female body and impregnate her. Chances are, the girl had sex by her own will, in which case she is a SLUT, or she was raped, which is not actually funny. But in any case, ya gotta laugh at the mother lol, trying to squeeze out money
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...Very very unlikely...Strange.
Posted 7/27/09 , edited 7/27/09
That's the stupidest mom ever.

A: LADY YOUR GIRL GOT KNOCKED UP GOOD.

B: It is impossible to become pregnent from sperm that has gotton any oxygen. Water is no exception as water is FILLED with H2O.. If there was loose sperm in the water, she may as well have been swimming with soy sauce.

C: I bet that sperm was just leftovers from when she got banged in the pool. Crazy mom.

LASTLY, UNLESS INCUBATED INSIDE OF FEMALE, OR FROZEN, EVEN WITHOUT OXYGEN CONTAMINATION, THE SPERM WILL DIE WITHIN 1 MINUTE, BUT THIS SITUATION HAS OXYGEN SO IT WOULD DIE IN LESS THAN 1/100th OF A SECOND.


The pool did not impregnate her child, it is IMPOSSIBLE. What IS possible is that a boy in the pool impregnated her daughter and then spilled some sperm
Posted 7/27/09 , edited 7/27/09

VitalStatistix wrote:

Well, I wasn't aware that sperm can survive in a pool, let alone impregnate a girl that, I'm pretty sure at the very least, had swimming pants on her. While I'm not sure if the mother actually gave birth to the child so she actually knows that... without forceful... "help" the sperm canNOT enter the female body and impregnate her. Chances are, the girl had sex by her own will, in which case she is a SLUT, or she was raped, which is not actually funny. But in any case, ya gotta laugh at the mother lol, trying to squeeze out money


No it cannot, water is filled with H2O. To top it off, clorine is like a acid to sperm.

So lets do the math.

Unless sperm gets frozen or incubated within woman instantly, what happens to it?

H2O = Anti-sperm HYDROGEN BOMB... Water has enough H2O to kill any ammount of sperm within 1/100th of a second.

Clorine = The strongest freaking acid that will melt your face off if you where sperm, this has about EQUAL effect as H2O. This is the chemical warfare version.

Lastly the natural cycle. Even if there is ZERO oxygen, and ZERO clorine, the sperm will just die off naturally after 1 minute of activity if it deems there is no WOMB.


So how exactly did these little swimmers get into a girl in the pool when it is litteraly THE WORST place for a discharge to survive besides outer space. IDUNO, maybe they teleported into the girl?!?!?! Haha if by teleportation they mean a car parking in her garage then YES.
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Posted 7/27/09
I am rolling on the floor laughing. seriously.

Like xD wow just wow i just can't believe this actually happened.
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varnlestoff wrote:


No it cannot, water is filled with H2O. To top it off, clorine is like a acid to sperm.

So lets do the math.

Unless sperm gets frozen or incubated within woman instantly, what happens to it?

H2O = Anti-sperm HYDROGEN BOMB... Water has enough H2O to kill any ammount of sperm within 1/100th of a second.

Clorine = The strongest freaking acid that will melt your face off if you where sperm, this has about EQUAL effect as H2O. This is the chemical warfare version.

Lastly the natural cycle. Even if there is ZERO oxygen, and ZERO clorine, the sperm will just die off naturally after 1 minute of activity if it deems there is no WOMB.


I was being sarcastic but thx for the detailed explanation nonetheless lol
Posted 7/27/09 , edited 7/27/09


H2O is pure water. So no need to say that water contains H2O.

lukic1 wrote:

The mother of a 13-year-old girl is suing a hotel after she said her daughter contracted a strange affliction from the swimming pool waters: a fetus.
The mother is requesting compensation from the owners of the Egyptian hotel for her daughter’s unexpected pregnancy on the grounds that there was stray sperm in the untreated pool water.
“The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case,” says one travel industry source.

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/0...swimming-pool/

The things people would do for money.... funny though


Hello, there's already a thread about that -
Polish woman sues Egyptian hotel after claiming the pool impregnated her daughter
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-537575/polish-woman-sues-egyptian-hotel-after-claiming-the-pool-impregnated-her-daughter/?pg=0

I guess using the search function or searching the forums a little might help to avoid creating duplicates. =p
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hahaha,, this is stupidity,,,,

no way could this happen
so girls don't be afraid on swimming pools
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Posted 7/27/09
this is actualy impossible

sperm dies upon contact with the air

unless a male stick it up in there secretly in a pool :?
Posted 7/27/09

hitmantsuna wrote:

this is actualy impossible

sperm dies upon contact with the air


unless a male stick it up in there secretly in a pool :?


False. This is a myth. It's only really dead once it's dry.
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Haha what was sperm doing floating around in the pool anyway? What I think she got knocked up man I been through school around 13 thats when they start having sex and of course they wont let their parents know.
Posted 7/27/09

ShroomInferno wrote:

Hello, there's already a thread about that -
Polish woman sues Egyptian hotel after claiming the pool impregnated her daughter
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-537575/polish-woman-sues-egyptian-hotel-after-claiming-the-pool-impregnated-her-daughter/?pg=0

I guess using the search function or searching the forums a little might help to avoid creating duplicates. =p


Thanks.
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