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If you were an alien would you invade Planet Earth?
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Posted 8/13/09
Here is the scenario:

1) Earth can sustain your alien race
2) You have some knowledge on the inhabitants and the issues of Earth
3) You decided that its rulers (human beings) are not very welcoming after watching a few sci-fi movies

What will you do?
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i let them fucker kill themself then move in
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Yes, i would. Throw some nukes at China and America. Then just invade it.
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29 / F / Oz
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First I'd innoculate, then infiltrate, then inviegle and obfuscate, then set up an intergalactic sting operation on the UN, and then when I've finally scared the living begeez out of the planet. I'd decide it was too much effort to invade a race destined for self destruction and leave for greener pastures.


In reality though we'll be the scourge of the universe if we ever get off this planet. Invading everywhere, killing what we don't understand and enslaving the rest. It's human nature at it's most basic.
Any self respecting aliens should come here and eradicate us before we get out of our cage.
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30 / M / Maui
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nah. i'd just destroy anything and everyting. the whole galaxy if possible. phuck it
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76 / M / UK
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nuffin good on earth anyways
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Sounds like someone watched to much trailers of District 9
Posted 8/13/09
i'd probably look for somewhere more interesting. somewhere with better broadband at least....
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26 / F / in your bathroom
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hmmm i would buy or abduct a few things on earth i like then blow it up?!?!
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21 / M / who cares?
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i will go straight forward.
use many nuclears
yeah armageddon rules!
wait, then earth is destroyed, well i'll search for another planet
Posted 8/13/09
If I were an advanced type alien... fuck yeah, I'd easily invade Earth and blow shit up >:3
Earth is just a planet waiting to be taken down.
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37 / M / southern IL
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I'm going to blow it up; it obstructs my view of Venus. Marvin the Martian
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22 / M / In your imagination
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Heck yeah I'd start with North Korea where all the nukes are use them against earth
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27 / F / Kikiriki
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I'd would totally make Earth do my bidding. Threaten them with nukes, laser/s (guns) etc. After they have given me what I need, I would threaten them to make peace with themselves, and I'd have total rule over Kim Jong-il. I'd make earth a better place, and then leave, but come back and threaten them, and bomb Arizona if they didn't make peace again. All is settled.
Posted 8/13/09
I would use the anal probe. Thank you, Destroy all humans.
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