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Wackiest Advice from Parents
Posted 8/14/09 , edited 8/14/09
Sooo yeah. What's the wackiest advice you got from your parents?

Share them here. No offense to parents but they do sometimes share some unexpected advice.

All I could remember was my dad telling me to sing happy birthday while washing the hands so i would know how long i should wash. (gets soap + rubs to hands + sings happy birthday = crazy loon)


p.s. no bashing of parents here, okay? :)

i love you mum and dad! :)

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My mom said to me. Eat oranges you poop will get softer =.=.
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Eat more fish, you'll swim better.

Don't eat too much of chocolate, you'll get brown.

Eat more carrots, because there's no such a thing as a bunny with glasses.

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You finish all your rice in your bowl or you will never get a boyfriend O.O
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"Make friends with that random girl and *knowing that I hate hunt, fishing and other animal cruelty* don't worry, she goes fishing but she's not a professional fisherman"

I dunno if it counts but it sounds really stupid
Posted 8/14/09
LOL @ poop, fish, and rice! ^_^
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Posted 8/14/09

hikobuf wrote:

You finish all your rice in your bowl or you will never get a boyfriend O.O


YES! my parents AND grandparents say that too!
Posted 8/14/09

BeeAnka wrote:


hikobuf wrote:

You finish all your rice in your bowl or you will never get a boyfriend O.O


YES! my parents AND grandparents say that too!

LOL! mine was almost the same. Mine was if you finish all your rice in your bowl,you won't get a boyfriend with pimples on his face. 0.o

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If you don't do well in school, you'll end up being a road sweeper.
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mostly non causa pro causa things..

like:
"dont sweep the floor every evening or you wont get rich."

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Posted 8/14/09

stareye_pink wrote:

If you don't do well in school, you'll end up being a road sweeper.


your parents is way too awesome.
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I advised my mother when she had a stomach ache to "just fart it out".
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Don't have a wedding .elope -my mom
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When I was younger and I'd stick my tongue out at my siblings she'd tell me to put it away before the birds got it.

That counts, right??
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Posted 8/14/09 , edited 8/14/09

Baka-God wrote:


Don't eat too much of chocolate, you'll get brown.



Racist parents?

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