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Wackiest Advice from Parents
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22 / M / immune.
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Posted 8/14/09 , edited 8/14/09
pointing a finger at someone can make you lose it.

then again, I'm not sure if this is a common saying.
Posted 8/14/09
"Eat slower. That way you can be rich and buy me a house."

"Who likes you? Huh WHO? Tell him to make out with you and see if he says yes" ;; o-o I said it and he said yes.

My un-related "aunt" said this to me.

"Do your home work or else you're gonna be dumb, smart ass."

;DDD
i lovee youu my parents, yet sometimes i hate chuu. >:3

Posted 8/14/09
"I can't believe you got sick, you need to go outside and look at the beautiful and magnificent scenery! smell the fresh air, sniff it all in. Look at the beauty of the flowers, smell the flowers!" -my dad, when he thought I had the swine flu.

My parents always say the weirdest things.
Posted 8/14/09
your parents are all so cool!
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20 / F / Planet Mato
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If you eat fish, you get smarter
Posted 8/14/09
son i will take you to get a hooker on your 18th b-day to lose your virginty >.> well it's more of statement but yeah
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25 / M / Texas
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Posted 8/14/09
My friend's dad told him: "Only do weed, the rest of the shit gets you too messed up and its not that good."
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1 bow of rice is like 1 drop of blood so eat every single piece of rice
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25 / F / Scarborough
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Posted 8/14/09
They told me: "Don't sleep with your hair wet or you'll get blind or die."

They also told me: "Drink coffee, it's good for your liver." I started coffee at 4, yo.
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24 / F / Tampa, FL
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Posted 8/14/09
"That guy stopped liking you because your friend gave you the evil eye. You need to attach this jet bead to your necklace." - my mom

I actually believed her for awhile
Posted 8/14/09
"Don't marry a black woman. Black woman is ugly."



My Comment: There are actually good-looking ones.


But I'm cuter. eheh >.^
Posted 8/14/09
Don't play with matches It'll make you wet the bed
Posted 8/14/09
dont spend too much time on the computer, you'll go crazy.. oh wait, it may be true
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22 / F
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Posted 8/14/09

stareye_pink wrote:

If you don't do well in school, you'll end up being a road sweeper.


LOL! i get that one alot x]

my parents always say: eat this, itll make you (smarter/taller etc)
with really corny chinese puns
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Posted 8/15/09
wanna jump off the tree?..go ahead.
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