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Wackiest Advice from Parents
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25 / F / Mongolia
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Posted 8/15/09
don't hit anyone or you'll lose your arm
never leave dirty dishes or you'll never get rich
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116 / M
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Posted 2/17/10
be honest
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24 / F / in yur dark heart
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Posted 2/18/10
dont play with fire or you will wet your bed
if you dont study u can go out of this house when u become 18
is toilet-cleaner your ideal job?
dont leave any rice on your plate or you would never be able to have any again
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25 / M / Las Vegas (Sin Ci...
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Posted 2/18/10
"at least u tried son" lol
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Posted 2/18/10
if you are dumb you have to make friends. If you are smart, all the friends will come to you
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22 / F / guess where =P
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Posted 2/18/10
"eat a spoon of peanutbutter, you'll get smarter."
next day i went to skool and my friends were talking about how peanut butter closes ur mind.....
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25 / M / Calibaby.........
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Posted 2/18/10 , edited 2/18/10
Study hard now so you can study harder later = Thats like OMFGWTFBBQ.
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20 / F / ☻☺
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Posted 2/18/10
Don't eat too much egg, or you'll transform into one - -
Posted 2/18/10
"Don't talk to strangers."

"How am I supposed to make friends then?"

I can take care of myself VERY well thank you....
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24 / M / 風の山
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Posted 2/18/10
not appropirate on cr unless the age is older than 18
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26 / F / Everywhere and No...
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Asparagus makes your pee smell. But you can't smell it. -- weird dinner topic. I didn't eat the asparagus. And I can't even figure out if their lying or not!
Posted 2/18/10
I don't wanna type what she said, but my mom took away my allowance [$80] just because I wouldn't wear some stupid ugly outfit she liked
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21 / F / New York cause u...
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Posted 2/18/10
If you eat 2 eggs you'll die

Grow up faster to be less stupid

Jump roping will make you taller

Milk will make your hair grow faster

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31 / M / NW England
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Posted 2/18/10

mystic17 wrote:

I don't wanna type what she said, but my mom took away my allowance [$80] just because I wouldn't wear some stupid ugly outfit she liked


Woah, so that's like £50? was that weekly?! o_O
See, it could be worse, you could have never recieved an allowance at all. Only money I ever had until I left school and started working was earned when I washed the cars or mowed the lawn etc! There were rules too, so it'd be like £3 for washing a car, and you could only do that once per week

I don't begrudge them for it though.
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22 / F / Minnesota
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Posted 2/18/10
"If you`re ever in a fight , grab the back of the hair (right on the neck) and pull, then they can't do anything but go to where you`re pulling ."
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